We all beat over 100,000 people in a swimming race to our moms egg, i kick ass, and so do you!

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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:38pm


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Tue, 03/01/2011 - 4:41pm

You, my friend, are an optimistic genius.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 2:57pm
VyGee Says:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/100000-sperm-and-you-were-the-fastest/234404121682

that page was made January 4, 2010.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Whenever-You-feel-Worthless-Remember-You-Were-Once-The-Quickest-Sperm-/308851677217?sk=wall

and that one was made in february. not only are you a big fat fake, but a slow ass late fake too.

next time you're about to post something stolen, don't, cuz you'll just end up lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 6:57pm

dude stfu, a kid in my high school said this exact same highdea 11 years ago without it being a highdea (it was just a though he had)

does this mean everybody stole my classmates his highdea? you can't expect everybody to search every highdea they have before posting it (why not? BECAUSE THEY ARE HIGH!)

but on the other hand, this is not a highdea, it's actually a fact so everybody is alloud to post it as a highdea i guess.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:32pm
VyGee Says:

dont be naive. your friend stole that joke too. he's not the original maker of the joke. but jokes in real life are different than making an "highdea" and tryna pass it off as their own idea. "becuz youre high" shouldnt be a reason to be unoriginal and basically lazy. stop settling and defending these shitty highdeas.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:31pm
SlimJD Says:

the stupidest part is where you say you beat 100,000 people. People? really? I knew your mom was loose but got damn....

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:31pm
Hangman Says:

Obviously someone has too much time on their hands to be looking this shit up all over the web.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:33pm
VyGee Says:

ha looked it up? i saw it before, so i googled it. go ahead and google it and see how many hits you get.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:36pm
Hangman Says:

Either way, you must be the type of person that is always trying to prove people wrong.
I bet alot of people enjoy smoking with you..

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 3:25am
VyGee Says:

i promise you if you smoked with me you would think ima pretty cool guy. i just miss when highdeas stood for something. where you can share somewhat deep stoned thoughts amongst a community of your peers. now it's like a pothead's status updater. i dont get off on proving people wrong, unless theyre straight up ignorant then yea i get a kick out of it, but i just wanna see some well thought out highdeas. not a twist of a facebook group. but i digress apparently i'm fallin on deaf ears and eyes.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 6:56pm

I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS!

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:11pm

I don't do facebook, so this is my first time seeing it and I enjoyed it. Props should be given to its originator, however, and a line of your own to personalize it into a highDEA.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:23pm

Example: I wonder if the sperm that fertilized Michael Phelps egg were THC laced as they made the journey.
OR: If I get someone pregnant, my swimmers will be making a DANK journey.

I just clicked on the link provided in the comment and it looks like you DID personalize it. Still give props, though.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:36pm

I'm going to rewrite Harry Potter, but "personalize" it.. That way props still go to me.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:45pm
JustDoug Says:

Personally im not that amazing at swimming at the moment, and neither are you! unless you actually are, i don't know you haha

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:47pm
DatPanda Says:

actually it takes multiple sperm to break down the wall of the egg so that one may eventually make it in. But once in, it is impossible for others to enter. So really, the fastest swimmers die.
Michael phelps was just a smart one who chilled back and let others do the work, then cut the line.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:48pm
JustDoug Says:

Just re-read the highdea and had another thought. If we are considered ourselves while we are our dads sperm then aren't we the egg too? i know i worded that terribly.. i hope you understand

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:09pm
JustJake Says:

MIchael Phelps must of been one hell of a sperm prodige