About five years ago I had gone on my daily adventure to the store to get munchies. Baked off my ass I decided to cut through the woods that led to my back yard. I get through the woods and I am half way across my back yard when I hear a branch snap behind me. I turn as six cops with assault rifles come bursting out of the trees and over the stone wall. I drop my munchies and throw my hands in the air and start screaming ITS MY HOUSE! ITS MY HOUSE! The cop closest to me starts yelling at me to get inside. As it turns out a pill head had robbed the drugstore down the road from where I got my munchies.


Sat, 02/12/2011 - 3:59pm
Lodidodi Says:
Sat, 02/12/2011 - 4:01pm
pipedreams Says:

I had to go get high all over again.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:50pm
sauseman Says:

HAha I bet. Scared you sober. That sucks man.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 1:25pm

LOL! This should have been in the highDEA.

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 4:01pm

HAHAHAHAH oh my god this made my day.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 11:52am
ToTheMoon Says:

Damn, I woulda probably just passed out in the yard haha

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:32pm

this made me laugh :D but i wouldve freak the fuck out!!

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:51pm
ThaBraze Says:

You do know that you rob stores by pointing pistols at people faces, right? Thats considered armed, and he could have shot someone.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:52pm

yeah they werent on a manhunt for a pill junkie, they were on a manhunt for a robber who just happened to be a pill junkie.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 1:33pm
yeah69 Says:

this is bullshit, 6 cops wouldnt sneak behind you with assault rifles all for a pill junkie

Fri, 02/18/2011 - 12:17am

not for a pill junkie, for a robber who happened to be a pill junkie, as stated above.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 2:48pm
chardi Says:

its nice when cops actually do their job for a change instead of arresting people for doing nothing in their own homes.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 3:02pm
Benson53 Says:
Thu, 02/17/2011 - 7:23pm

Similar thing happened to me, but with an ambulance. you see, i was baked as fuck walking home at like 7:30pm and i was totally zoned out and all of a sudden i hear this fucking loud ass siren and a huge SWAT van driving right at me. turns out it was just that ambulance i mentioned earlier lol

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 8:11pm
Thu, 02/17/2011 - 8:50pm
cuthra Says:

ok so check this out i got off of work at like 1 am. now i really wanted a z so i get a ride into town from a friend this town has a curfew of about 11 and i'm clearly underage. so i stroll to my friends house and knock on the door. well guess who forgot to tell me she wasnt at home. so i call her and she tells me where she really is and i start jogging over to her. I get maybe half a block and i hear this roar of a huge supercharged engine. Some unmarked white truck begins driving in my direction i continue at the same speed and make a right, so does the truck i pick up the speed and dash away from this fucker make more turns and cut through ally ways. i eventuly lost him after a long run the next day i ask around about a white truck and as it turns out our local police have a supercharged undercover cop mingle between my little town and another. What are the chances this prick would pick right next to my friends house to sit and eat his donuts.

Sat, 02/19/2011 - 11:03pm
BKomar Says:

i wasted 5 min of my high and my life in general reading this stupid bullshit. just remember you owe me 5 min. and i will get my 5 min back best believe.

Thu, 03/03/2011 - 7:36pm
Fri, 02/18/2011 - 2:34am
MaryWahna Says:
Fri, 02/18/2011 - 5:57pm

so your telling me all i have to do to get away with a robbery is say i leave in the house closest to where they find me???

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 11:32am
ganja_matt Says: