Boner Patrol

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Submitted by disturbed116 on Thu, 03/03/2011 - 5:21pm

So a few months ago I'm sitting in class on Halloween costume day and a hot girl walks in. Without missing a beat my friend who was a cop for the day stands up and yells "BONER PATROL sir you are under arrest" He proceeded to cuff me and escort me out of class.

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Tue, 10/18/2011 - 2:31pm

OrvilleMcShibby Says:

Hahaha glad you shared that story even though it had nothing to do with smoking.. made me laugh really hard

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 7:36pm

THSeaweed Says:

ahaha I started laughing from the title before I even read the highdea

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:34pm

TheOptimusPrime Says:

I wonder if they had to think "What would make this highDEA noticeable?" before putting BONER PATROL up there. lol

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:54pm

Per1phery Says:

Are you sure it was a hot girl that gave you a boner, and not this http://youtu.be/ra95tD54Qhs ?

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 9:09pm

coconuthead Says:

Did he escort you out of the room to give you an over the pants handy?

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:03pm

pistonsfan420 Says:

yeah for real, you can't just end the story there man

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:06pm

dannimal1789 Says:

At least a happy ending...

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:52pm

PetFlamingos Says:

I love your friend.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:54pm

double-o-savage Says:

highDEA patrol! You're under arrest for posting a highDEA that has nothing to do with weed, and isn't even an idea.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:30pm

.........no. Says:

hypocrit patrol! :D i get to be a part of something :P

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:46am

double-o-savage Says:

Retard patrol! SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:59am

snoboardr247 Says:

Buzzkill patrol. You're harshing my mellow.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:04am

double-o-savage Says:

Sorry.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:52am

.........no. Says:

why the hate? whatd i ever do to you? if i werent in a good mood right now id march down to wherever in the world you are and show you why peace and respect is the best option when dealing with people you dont know.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:44am

Aloha Says:

that was totally a highdea, do you know how much joy that brought me as a stoner... I laughed so hard and I am glad he shared it..

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:38pm

metalfly_hylyf Says:

Patrol Patrol!!! What can we come up with next!?! 'o'

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:28pm

jigman1000 Says:

alright everybody just shutup. shut your mouths RIGHT NOW!!!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:37pm

pickofdestiny Says:

Who the hell says that posts have to be about weed?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:00am

65musdank Says:

Me.. There a problem?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 1:49am

pickofdestiny Says:

Yes. This is a place for ideas. Not all ideas have to do with weed. I have many. If all you think about is weed then you live a sad life.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 2:12am

Mr.Shaggy Says:

You mad bro? Well I don't feel sorry for you son. Weed maybe the big talk registering number one. But I think the rules were bettering life, technology, and just all out laughter and fun. =D