So a few months ago I'm sitting in class on Halloween costume day and a hot girl walks in. Without missing a beat my friend who was a cop for the day stands up and yells "BONER PATROL sir you are under arrest" He proceeded to cuff me and escort me out of class.


Tue, 10/18/2011 - 2:31pm

Hahaha glad you shared that story even though it had nothing to do with smoking.. made me laugh really hard

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 7:36pm
THSeaweed Says:

ahaha I started laughing from the title before I even read the highdea

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:34pm

I wonder if they had to think "What would make this highDEA noticeable?" before putting BONER PATROL up there. lol

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:54pm
Per1phery Says:

Are you sure it was a hot girl that gave you a boner, and not this ?

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 9:09pm

Did he escort you out of the room to give you an over the pants handy?

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:03pm

yeah for real, you can't just end the story there man

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:06pm
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:52pm
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:54pm

highDEA patrol! You're under arrest for posting a highDEA that has nothing to do with weed, and isn't even an idea.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:30pm

hypocrit patrol! :D i get to be a part of something :P

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:46am
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:59am

Buzzkill patrol. You're harshing my mellow.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 1:04am
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:52am

why the hate? whatd i ever do to you? if i werent in a good mood right now id march down to wherever in the world you are and show you why peace and respect is the best option when dealing with people you dont know.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:44am
Aloha Says:

that was totally a highdea, do you know how much joy that brought me as a stoner... I laughed so hard and I am glad he shared it..

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 8:38pm

Patrol Patrol!!! What can we come up with next!?! 'o'

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:28pm
jigman1000 Says:

alright everybody just shutup. shut your mouths RIGHT NOW!!!

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:37pm

Who the hell says that posts have to be about weed?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:00am
65musdank Says:
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 1:49am

Yes. This is a place for ideas. Not all ideas have to do with weed. I have many. If all you think about is weed then you live a sad life.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 2:12am
Mr.Shaggy Says:

You mad bro? Well I don't feel sorry for you son. Weed maybe the big talk registering number one. But I think the rules were bettering life, technology, and just all out laughter and fun. =D

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 10:57pm

lol these two guys i work with say boner patrol allllll the time

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:12pm
Sun, 11/06/2011 - 11:24pm
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:27am
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:48am

We're actually best friends in real life.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:06am
sykmade Says:
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:40am

To be honest...

I lied. I have no clue who she is, and I have no idea what job she has.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:02am
65musdank Says:

Ahhh you funnyasswipe!

*asshole sorry

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 11:40am
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 12:52pm
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 7:35pm
d_o_s_x Says:
Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:19pm

I couldn't get past the word boner without laughing.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 10:57pm

captivating allegory sibling. i loathe everyone who upvoted this.

Mon, 11/07/2011 - 11:34pm
Poslover69 Says:

its just funny because that must have been so embarrassing when some ugly girl thought it was for her

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 1:22am
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 1:51am
dreayshawn Says:

¦) God Bless America. Jesus loves all of you..