In the daytime, you open a bag of chips in complete silence,
and it sounds like a bag of chips opening.
At night, you open a bag of chips in complete silence,
and BOOM! it sounds like a fucking explosion!
I just opened a bag of Lays, and I swear someone just fucking shot at me.
I had to check myself for bullet holes before I felt safe enough to eat.
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