So im outside just finishing up a blunt, and i hear my mom’s car pull in the driveway….i peer around the corner just to make sure it was her…..it was. FUUUUCKK my eyes are as red and shiny as the ornaments on my fucking christmas tree. I ditch the roach and run inside, before my mother could even open the door (why yes, i did run track in highschool). I jumped over a coffee table onto the couch….yea it was pretty cool at the time. I pulled three blankets over me and with it being like -23 degrees out today i had snot running down my nose into my mouth P: <---thats me licking it up. My mom walked in the door and saw me wrapped up on the couch sitting indian style, watching spongebob squarepants, my eyes bright red and somewhat resembling a special needs student at a public school She thought i was sick.....the rest of my day included of: Homemade soup, hot cocoa, freeze pops, corn dogs and the harry potter box set (early christmas gift that she let me open) take that santa.....take that
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