there was an essembly today about the bad things about weed wich always makes me laugh. but today she calls upon me and says young man why is marijuana bad and i said its not , and she looked at me and said well it lowers brain cells (like theres not enough in there) lowers reflexes (what am i a fucking assasion) and lowers sperm count (like i want them) and i stood up and said have you ever smoked weed and she said no and then i said well then shut the fuck up. thats like being a virgin and saying i dont like sex



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Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:28pm
Pixies Says:

She's fuckin ignorant, u should tell her to look up the facts, not propaganda.
- No one has died from marijuana
- it doesn't kill braincells. That myth comes from when Reagan was president, where they put gas masks on monkeys and pumped marijuana smoke into them for 5 mins straight and didn't pump any additional oxygen. So basically they suffocated the monkeys, which is what caused it to lose brain cells, not marijuana. New studies show that weed actually stimulate your braincells instead of killing them.
- it's less addictive than coffee.
- it has over 200 medicinal uses including: treating cancer, back pain, insomnia, menstrual cramps, and a ton of other ones I don't remember.

Basically marijuana has been shit on by propaganda and no one realizes it's basically harmless. It's infinitely more beneficial than harmful.

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:32pm
Pixies Says:

Oh yeah it's 100% natural, from the earth. So if she's religious tell her God made it.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:57am
mthorn24 Says:
 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 9:27pm

Holy crap couldn't have said it better. I did a project on the monkeys with gas masks thing freshman year of college.

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 10:15am
RipLaroo Says:

lol. "and a ton of other ones i dont remember"

 
 
Fri, 09/17/2010 - 2:00am
baiaotou Says:

dude this comment is just as awesome as the highdea!

ganja connoisseur

 
 
Thu, 10/20/2011 - 5:31pm

haha and another thing to add is it doesnt even kill fucking brain cells in the first place

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:04pm

i almost got my head bit off for quoting a scientific study in which they proved that THC can produce brain cells and fight Alzheimers.

*click* *click* *BOOM*

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:44am
 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:55pm
cisco_kid Says:
 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 7:37pm
 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 8:21pm

Fight on Brothers Fight on!
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I recently got Suspended for smoking at school. I'm not dumb enough to get caught but my friend who smoked with me in my car was.. I had to write down what happened in our school office, I explained how harmless it is compared to cigarettes health wise and also weighed the penalties of doing both drugs at school. The principal called me in and I sat down baked as can be talking to the on-campus cop and the principal about marijuana. it was sick, very intelligent guys that I respect they knew whatsup. They just didn't like how it's smoke so u are doing some dmg and the fact that I "needed"(craved) a bowl before physics. But the law is the law so I got a easy 5day suspension :D

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 9:21pm
Jcool493 Says:

no its the internet that causes misspelling slimJD, blame internet and "txting" and stop being such a grammar nazi

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 11:46pm
DREAMSS (not verified) Says:

Yes, the internet is a magical power that makes people spell words wrong. NO, Lack of paying attention in school is the reason one cannot spell "assembly" correctly. Maybe this one should be forced to attend school instead of being suspended. SlimJD was not being as much of a grammar nazi as they were pointing out the fact that the one who posted this thinks they are so smart yet cannot spell a simple word correctly. Sry 4 tha rant Jcool493.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:00am

hey why dont you take that stick out of your ass and just not give a fuck, life will be a lot better. correcting peoples grammar is such a douche thing to do and it makes you look like the kind of kid that would have been the teachers pet. i fuckin hate kids like you.

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 11:14am

really because i don't think there's anything bad about knowing how to spell. it's just laziness when people don't bother to spell things correctly

I dunno I'm high.

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:57pm
cisco_kid Says:

Know what I've noticed? I've noticed that it's usually the people with bad grammar(and can't spell) that flip out and say that people that correct you are asses. Maybe we just don't want a future filled with morons. Ever think about that?

You're a towel!!!

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:33pm
dafonz37 Says:

Right on. People's willful ignorance usually ends up in angry outbursts when their lack of knowledge is made apparent. The rules of the English language are in place to keep communication clear, concise, and consistent. It is a form of art that, like every other, requires discipline and practice.

 
 
Sat, 07/17/2010 - 2:32pm
cisco_kid Says:

You hit the nail on the head, my friend. The nail on the head.

Frankly, I'm proud of my proper use of grammar and my good spelling. And that dude's "sound like a teacher's pet" comment is so ridiculous, it's ridiculous. lol..

You're a towel!!!

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 10:22pm

eh, there are plenty of bad spellers who don't smoke weed. calm yo shit.

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 9:23pm
Budz305 Says:

Congratss mann ! In my school you probably would have gotten a standing ovation , lmaoo !

I don't do Drugs. Just Bud.

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 11:34pm
Mr.Moonman Says:
 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 12:16am

hell ya dude! you gotta represent here. you put ideas in everyone's minds that were listening. so you got suspended for inappropriate language im guessing??

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 12:27am

1. It doesnt kill brain cells(explained in the union)
2. Doesnt lower sperem count(proved in super high me)
3. it only lowers reflexes while your high
4. good job for telling that bitch off!

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:22pm
dafonz37 Says:

You cannot use "Super High Me" as a basis of proof of anything. That film is about as non-scientific as it gets. It merely proved that Doug Benson is a moron and not funny.

 
 
Tue, 07/27/2010 - 4:04pm

I dont know if i agree that being high (smoking,ingesting pot) lowers your reflexes, rather I think it makes you lazier and you choose to not react as fast. But I think for the most part its still a choice to react slower. THis is at least my personal experience with it, along with most of my buddies. I am an NCAA DIv2 Sprinter, and i have had edibles before 200m, 400m races and was stoned out of my mind, and I still beat the shit out of the other competitors. Look at all the Athletes that use this great medicine from Michael Phelps to Lebron James, all the way to usain bolt the worlds fastest man. I think its time we stopped supporting these B.S stereotypes that are nothing more then propaganda created by the government to propagate these lies into realties. As orwell Writes in 1984 " He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.”

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 12:56am
 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 12:59am
Torched Says:

uhhh ok this happened when? its fuckin mid July even year round schools arent open right now. I would agree with you if you didnt make shit up

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'The world's a better place when you don't care whats going on in the world'

 
 
Wed, 08/18/2010 - 3:24pm

lol you are misinformed when track season is buddy, it starts in jan- goes till late june (Nationals). I ran a sub 49s 400m while being baked from a cookie, I didnt win the race with that time but got 4th in conference. hence pot isn't the restricting factor.. its your OWN MIND, i will repeat, ITS YOUR OWN MIND, that makes you think you are moving slower. And if you blaze like a madman then yes you'll be to high to do really ANYTHING other then sit and reflect or think or do nothing, and it will effect your athletics cause your head will be so bombarded with THC, CBD, and many other cannibinoids you wont know what to do.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:02am
SteveGreen Says:

Learn to pick your battles there bro. There's plenty of ways to be a dick about asking her without getting yourself in trouble.

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 12:58pm
cisco_kid Says:
 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:07am
Kahlil Says:

Right oN!!! Im doing that the next time we have an assembly about some stupid shit. Instant Upvote. (Bravo)

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:23am

ahahahhaah "lowers sperm count (like i want them)... made me laugh out loud hahaha

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:24am

omg that is fucking awesome. props man.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:41am
ryaryarya Says:
 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 1:53am
tiggernits Says:

if only the whole world had balls, like dude here.
there would've been legalization by now.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 2:15am

HAHAHAHAHA I seriously laughed SO FUCKING HARD! Dude you deserve a medal. You're a good man. A really good man.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 2:41am

Good Job Bro! FUCK THOSE ANTI-POT BITCHES!

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 7:57am
reddcolin Says:

DUDE THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!

"That desk is NOT not a fucking chicken!"

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:04am
 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 9:11am
Dejabooboo Says:

to whoever that torched guy is have you never heard of summer school?? O.o

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 10:26am
housemd378 Says:

Here's a highdea: if you want to communicate that marijuana is not detrimental to intellectualism, don't stand up in an institution dedicated to education and abraisively and belligerently assert that drugs rock. Like, would women have suffrage if they stood outside their town halls shouting obscenities? That's like a step back for stoners because you make us seem like hedonistic unintelligible Neanderthals.

How about next time you stand up and shout "your propoganda is unsupported by any empirical evidence!" That's more likely to get marijuana the positive attention it so deserves. Please treat lady Mary Jane with the class she deserves.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:07am
Attacklife Says:

hey buddy, if you read what he wrote it said he was called on. chill out bro

ps dont use a thesaurus for every word

 
 
Mon, 07/19/2010 - 2:14pm
 
 
Mon, 07/19/2010 - 2:14pm

lol "don't use a thesaurus for every word."

it's like when joey from "friends" wrote chandler and monica's wedding vows and used a thesaurus for every other word.

 
 
Thu, 07/15/2010 - 11:43am

Dude I wish I was smart as you. I could only wish of using capital letters, punctuation and an online thesaurus. Because some says the word fuck they're and automatic "Neanderthal?"... Who the fuck says Neanderthal

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 1:00pm
cisco_kid Says:

I know lots of people that use words like "neanderthal."

You're a towel!!!

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 6:57pm
housemd378 Says:

A college student? btw, you don't wish "of" things, you wish "for" them, just like some "say" and someONE "says". If I wanted to be a dick about grammar, I'd be so on everyone's posts, which is why I'm NOT a dick about grammar unless I actually can't understand what they're trying to say. And this guy was being a douchebag: 1) It's July, so he didn't get suspended during a summer assembly. 2) getting suspended is retarded because you're fucking over your permanent record--on background checks, which are routinely run by employers, they can see if you've been suspended, and may ask why. 3) know your audience, if you're going to try to make a point, do it in a way that makes your point clear and yourself seem credible.

Don't hate on smart stoners, dude. We're still stoners.

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 7:27pm
dafonz37 Says:

Well put, fellow stoner. Except for the "btw" bit. Nice to see other people adhering to the proper mechanics of the English language. Grammar Nazis are the last line of defense against the moronic hordes that are the stereotypical marijuana smokers.

 
 
Fri, 07/16/2010 - 10:27pm

haha i literally laughed out loud. even though i personally wouldn't have reacted as he did, he did what he felt was right, so i'm chill with it.