My school does random drugtests and this realy scared me because if I failed I get kicked out. So I sat and contiplated what I should do. I decided it was best to quit smoking weed....... But 10 mins later I lit up a fat blunt and now I'm high as a kite eating frootloops feeling better than ever!! Ain't gonna stop that easy. Up this if you hate drugtests



Comments

 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 1:58am
NugBug420 Says:

fuck the man
cause
the man fucks mary jane

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 2:05am

That's the main reason I never smoked until after I graduated.
But now that I know what I do, I could've smoked occasionally based on how much I worked out at the time. They only tested us once a month so it wouldn't be too hard.

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 2:09am

you should check out this thing called the Whizinator..it filters your pee for you, and if you're a male, actually looks like your peeing..if you dont like that, theres always cranberry juice that you could drink A LOT of before a test, detox pills, or more extreme measures like drinkin a shot of vinegar..you could get past it

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 7:20am
Skunknugz (not verified) Says:

i vouch for that vinegar thing but i think you need more than a shot. my friend drank coffee mug full of that nasty shit, took him like an hour an a half to finish. He then took the drug test for probation and he got away with getting high hours before his PO showed up for his test.

if anything, just quit for like a week then go back to rippin bowls a little bit, but dont go crazy like 5 blunts a day cause that'll take alot to detox

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 7:28am

dame that's sucks they dont do that in Des moins Iowa. i didn't think that the schools could legally do that. or do u go to a military school or a private school?

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 10:49am
donard Says:

sucks even worse when your 15, running from the cops on school grounds with a joint in your mouth. But i still didnt stop. Like you said, i aint gonna quit that easy.

(im 16 now) ha!

GOTA LOVE THAT GONJA!

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 12:21pm

im just a big pothead as the next but you have to prioritze. if ur school says they are gonna kik you out for gettting high and you have no way to fight that.... then dont do it! all i have to say is what is pot gonna do for you later on in life without an education! either go to another school or quit or get a prescription!

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 1:17pm

i had the same problem..... so i switched to a public school that doesnt test and now i smoke in the parkinglot everyday befor school :D

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 3:58pm

drink water all day every day thats how I pass my randoms at work its because you just piss the water out, you should drink alot of water anyway it good for you.

 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 7:34am
Hilltop Says:

agreed dude, drink plenty o water alot, and it be aite

 
 
Fri, 11/20/2009 - 11:47pm

dude i fuckin hate drug tests. i once had to quit tokin up for @ and a hlf goddanm months. but happily im bake to bein blazed 24/7. isn't smokin weed the greatest?

;)~ Blaze on

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 6:30pm
 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 12:47am
Fritzvalt Says:

Almost got kicked out of the army for smoking the smoke. I found out that the guy who gave the tests smoked to. We started smoking together and I always new when the "Random," tests would be, and was always prepared.

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 2:12am
Dr.Blunt Says:

man i know what your talking about its just so great but if i cant stop tomorrow fro just likt a lil over a month i'll never find a job

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 2:19am
KCheezy Says:

I'm on drug tests too. But it's hair follicle tests and if I fail I get kicked out of college and possibly get jail time. So yeah, I don't smoke anymore.

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 6:30am
Remix. Says:

You have one of the most populars highDEAS on here, and you aint smoke no more??

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 2:42am

yeah man smoking is a PRIVLIDGE you should go to school and finish and whenever you can give yourself the gift the man upstairs gave us get high but make sure that everytime you do it that you deserve it.

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 11:17am

What kind of nazi school drug tests? You pay them to educate you, not to be your lord & master. Times have really changed since I was young & it's frightening.

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 12:59pm

FUCK A SHOT, drink a FULL GLASS of Vinegar and you WILL PASS that drug test.

Enjoy your massive heartburn for the next week though.

 
 
Sat, 11/21/2009 - 6:22pm
 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 12:56pm

I have failed a drug test for my school because appearently i didnt look "ok" but i wasnt high, i had gotten into a fight the day before with my best friend cause he stole 400 dollars from me and lied to me about it so i had to whoop his ass but he fucking punched me in the back of the head for some reason i do not know n i had a headache, it just so happens that i smoke weed every day and failed that shit to the point where it couldnt read my thc count, but drugtests only cause kids who just want to get high resort to other drugs that get out of your system quicker such as alcohol, in fear of getting caught for weed, shit is rediculous. but yea smoking is habitual for me n i aint stopping for nobody!

"burn the cig never knows better, drink a beer could of been better, burn some bud grow a little wiser"

 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 3:46pm
bontzman5 Says:

Dude, take niacin before a drug test, it clears you right up! trust me, it works. i use it when i need to.

 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 6:32pm
bigFun Says:

so do you ever need to hide something when your really high, and u find the best spot bc u cant even find it when ur sober!!!!bc i was partying last night and burning with my friends and got way smashed, the next morn my friend comes back over and asks if i had seen his keys... he looks everywhere and cant find them....when he leaves he has this depressed look on his face then all of a sudden hanging on the fence outside behinde a piece of wood he finds his keys.... the perfect drunk hidding spot!!!

 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 7:29pm
orangekush Says:
 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 10:58pm
ndgb Says:

fruit loops = one of my favorite stoner munchies! :)

 
 
Tue, 01/12/2010 - 1:43am
ed-og420 Says:

yo drug tests are gay but remember if your just on probation it'll eventually go away..I was on probation and drug testing for 2 months when I was 16 for cruisin a blunt and I used my neighbors piss because they let me go to a separate lab where it was easy to get away with bringing a fresh cup of clean piss..I Smoked all through probation and have never missed a day in 3 years...Im 19 now and MY STATE (MASS.) JUST DECRIMINALIZED BUD SO THE LAW IS A 100$ TICKET FOR POSSESSION OF AN OUNCE OR UNDER!!!

 
 
Tue, 01/12/2010 - 3:43am
mattbob09 Says:
 
 
Wed, 01/20/2010 - 2:55pm

LISTEN UP!!!!!! here it is, get your boyy to piss in a condom, ducktape it to your leg, easy as piss, no one has ligit busted me, stay one step ahead
peace

 
 
Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:05pm
 
 
Thu, 03/18/2010 - 3:25pm

hey i love this, but i downvoted JUST so it would be 420 ups XD

 
 
Tue, 03/30/2010 - 7:10pm
PackADerm Says:

dude read this!!!! they make Synthetic piss- artifical with no thc in it =)

 
 
Sat, 04/10/2010 - 9:55am
Ijb3 Says:

My school Does the same thing but that will not convince me to quit. The way I see it it is my life and I can live it like I want to

 
 
Thu, 05/06/2010 - 2:13pm
MrsCuDi Says:

i smoked 7 gram blunts with a bunch of friends one day and the very next day i was picked for random drug testing at my high school... i didnt get in trouble.. i guess no thc was even detected..

i read somewhere that some stoners are like immune for thc to stay in the body or whatever.. dope shit, i guess

 
 
Wed, 07/14/2010 - 2:40am
Ngothien Says:

I'm sorry to hear that. At least your tolerance would be so low that it's like the your first toke

 
 
Thu, 07/22/2010 - 1:30am
zvick123 Says:

we got caught smoking on srping break at the beach. it was me and my 3 friends. are parents said there gonna be testing us randomly. my parents havent even said anything about it while my friends parents drug tests him 3 times a week and she drug test all of his friends that walk into the house. is she not a bitch

 
 
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 5:57am
newsauce Says:
 
 
Sun, 09/05/2010 - 9:12pm
7itan_flo Says:
 
 
Fri, 09/17/2010 - 7:22pm
bigpappa Says:

Yeah dude only 20% of the THC comes out in piss so if you drink a hell of a lot of water it will just saturate your piss and the THC levels will be to low to be detected

 
 
Wed, 02/09/2011 - 8:50pm

Dude. This the EXACT situation I'm in and it fucking sucks but I guess that we can go through this together!!!!!!

 
 
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 8:36am

My private school does the same thing :|
But tmrw is 4/20. It'd be a sin NOT to smoke.

 
 
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:42am
zacx111 Says:

I hate these damn tests. Luckily I figured out how to hack into the school's schedule system to find out when they are. Smoking all the time now and detoxing before a test :D

 
 
Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:33pm

yeah my school does that shit too...and my parents do it randomly. Fortunately i still light up all the time XD

 
 
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:28pm
wfls96 Says:

My parents give me regular drug tests. It sucks dick. They're so uptight and they flip a shit every time the catch me. Fuck drug tests.