i’ve had the cops called on me twice..

..for smoking in my dorm room..while there’s been belligerent drunk kids outside screaming and smashing car windows. Officer’s don’t worry about me, i’ll be smoking this bowl and headed to bed. Worry about the girl who’s throwing up the vodka she drank earlier all over the hallway. She’ll be getting her stomach pumped later.

mann i love this country

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