i’m walking home from my friend’s house stoned off my ass,and a squirrel skitters by out of nowhere and i trip over it. little guy trips too and pretty much does a barrel roll across the sidewalk. then i swear he gave me a dirty look and kind of shrieks at me, which i can only interpret as asshole!” and then he ran away. the weirdest shit happens when i’m high.”
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