Just realized today that my current girlfriend and last four girlfriends were all stoner girls. Not dirty hippie girls, but shower-lovin’, love-makin’, weed smokin’ girls. Odd thing is I didn’t smoke ’til I was in my second-to-last relationship. Then I thought, what is the unifying factor? Why do all these stoner girls dig my shit?
I can cook. Men, learn to cook, and women will beat a path to your door. They show up with weed, eat your delicious creations, and taste your love in their mouth. Then they get their happen on.
Hooray for stoner girls.
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