so naturally, someone told the professor...
he walks over, hands me a poptart and ten dollars for lunch...
and then tells me i should try his gravity bong.
I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!



Comments

 
Sat, 07/23/2011 - 2:02am
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:35pm
TokeMe_WV Says:

If the story is true, it's still incorrect. The $10 wasn't for lunch. It was for a bag of weed.

 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:43am
seTHC Says:

I agree but more like the teacher gives him a $20 instead haha

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:00pm

NO ONES GOING TO TADDLE ON YOU FOR BEING STONED IN COLLEGE FUCK YOU

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 5:01pm
Crahnick Says:
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 3:43pm
aspen Says:
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:22pm

What are you smoking??!?!? Well besides weed..

 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:54am

im almost positive that bullshit smells just like bullshit

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 9:43pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:40pm
Doogal.007 Says:
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 6:56pm

lmao i doubt it... but wouldnt that be amazing!!!! ^_^ damn he is sexy

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:38pm

Tosh is a swag-hound.
Plus, he has the same first name as me.
Swag swag swag swag swag swag.

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:46pm

Dude, if you're seriously Daniel Tosh, and you dont put this thread on your show, I will kill everything you love, you cardigan loving, vest with a collar shirt underneath-wearing douche!

Just playing, Haha, but seriously......

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:45pm

daniel tosh's fans still aren't funny

 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:57am
 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:52pm

EY!
I have the word 'funny' in my name.
So...
I'm pretty sure that qualifies me as being funny.

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:46pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:15pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 9:52pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 11:11pm
sudahi51 Says:

if you are the real Tosh you'll remember our best buds hand shake and the amazing weekend we had in tijuana. i'm still in awe by the verocious, but passionate love you made to that horse that night, it brought me to tears

 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:09am

Ur not daniel tosh hes funny and kewl

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 1:09pm
HighGuy11 Says:

i declare shenanigans!!!
first of all at a college where the professor smokes, who the fuck would tell on you for being high/ how would they know for sure. also i would understand if he gave you a snack, but he gave you money too???? then told you to come over and smoke with him???????sounds like he's expecting you to get on your knees and start suckin' at any moment. but hey, if it's true at least you'll get an A in that class! happy dick sucking!

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:59pm
khighle™ Says:
 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 9:57pm

u know its fake because a fellow stoner would NEVER give away free munchies n money 4 bud?????? the fuck????

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 11:08pm
WeedTeen Says:

I disagree, i do all the time, cuz unlike my mates, i got a job, and a couple times, i would run into randoms whilst blazed and they would come up and ask for a sesh. I love smoking weed with strangers, its karma, even if they don't chip in, life pays me back.

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:47am
Spynnr Says:

me and my mates always shout each other munchies if some of us cant afford it.
Sharing is caring

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:26pm
timdonald Says:

everyone should live that stoner way.. glad to hear someone else does the same

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 3:37pm

your account name is sooooo gay. no offense but "WeedTeen"??? come on

 
 
Mon, 08/01/2011 - 3:33am
WeedTeen Says:

Yea i agree with you there, but i cant really think of a good one, and when i made it, it was so i could comment on someones highdea. Besides it aint about the name, its the attitude.

 
 
Mon, 08/01/2011 - 3:38am
WeedTeen Says:

yea i agree, i made it in a rush to comment on someones highdea. Couldn't think of a good one. Besides its not the name that matters, its the attitude.

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:45pm

Maybe a GREEDY stoner wouldn't, but there aren't many of those who actually have buddies around to share stuff with anyway.

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 9:57pm
pipedreams Says:

If this actually happened I gotta say it sounds like he wants in your pants.

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 4:34pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:11pm
Kushmen Says:

yea gravity bong could be pedo talk for wang. js

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 9:58pm
crissa39 Says:

I believe you lol my main math teacher in high school (had him for 3 semesters) told me to smoke a bowl before class so I wudn't stress so damn much lol

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:00pm
4life2shO Says:

I walked into class once and all the chicks just started suckin my dick. Like in front of everyone. I was like woah.

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:21pm
 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 11:54pm

I was one of those chicks...
And I'm a dude,

 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:17am
 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 1:55pm
 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:21pm

wtf..who's the ass who told the professor? why would anyone do that? asshole.

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:22pm

sober people. aka fun sponges soaking up all the fun

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 11:34pm
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 12:49am
 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 10:42pm
 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 2:15am
 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:17am
 
 
Tue, 07/26/2011 - 12:29pm

Turtle orgy on my back. While two cats and a dog get freaky on my leg.

 
 
Mon, 08/01/2011 - 3:43am
WeedTeen Says:

Its the damn drug education program, making weed seem like its crack or something. For the past three years i have been handing out education pamphlets on the REAL effects, pros and cons, dangers and the difference between use, and abuse at my school. I now have the nerds on my side! :-P

 
 
Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:28pm
wainani Says: