I love smoking with someone when its their first time. Makes me feel like i have a PHD in smoking marijuana because they are always asking me so many questions before they take a hit, and i can always answer them :)

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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 1:54pm


Tue, 05/03/2011 - 2:06pm

That is so damn true. I always try to make sure they don't volcano it.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 4:47pm

Nah, I did mean blowing all the weed out of the bowl. When you don't burn the edges, I refer to that as torching the bowl. Haha

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 1:18pm

so true all my friends ask me so many different questions about it and it makes me feel like the man firing back answers to all the questions

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 2:06pm
Squilliam Says:

yea i agree with the first comment. When it's your first time you take like a overly fucking large hit, and you cough for like 3 minutes

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 3:20pm

me too man but i stopped when this one bitch couldnt understand how to hit a pipe and kept wasting all the smoke! lmao.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 5:32pm

Hahahah I had to teach one of my friends how to use a bong... He didn't understand that you suck in through the whole process hahahaha took about 10minutes till he understood.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:27pm

when one of my freinds got his bong, a girl that i brought along couldn't figure out how to make an air tight seal with her face over the mouth piece, SHE COULDN'T SUCK!!! haha it was hilarious

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:54am

lmao she probably felt like a dumb ass

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 4:15pm
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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 4:49pm
butterman Says:

lol i love smoking kids up for the first time, and its always with some dank shit, so you know their dead after like 4 hits

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:05am
mtm_29 Says:

What were some of the Q & A's you've encountered?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:26am

This happened last Saturday. and it was his first time using a bong! So he asked me what do you while lighting it, what do you pull out. basic stuff that every stoner should know ahaha. So i just proceeded to do a demonstration for him and hit greenz first :)

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:27am

he also didnt know how hard to suck , so for his first hit he got a nice taste of the bong water. hahaha.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 1:23pm

i love devirginizing nonsmokers! i wanna be the coach i never had so they get the perfect hit every time :) not gonna lie it took me like 2 months to learn how to REEEally inhale..