After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once you're fucked.


Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:09am

this should be popular ! so clever :)

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 9:48pm
SoClose Says:

So clever, like nicki minaj! Then again she's faker than her hair.

Originality is truly much appreciated, needless to say, fuck this highdea.

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:11am
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 9:42pm
SoClose Says:
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:48am

I stole this and made it my facebook status, thanks :)

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 10:52pm
zack5000 Says:

Iv'e got to be honest though, this was my friends Facebook status but I liked it so I thought I would share it with you guys

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 12:19am
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 9:55pm
Wards Says:

Well i'm happy to decided to share it here aswell.

If everyone was original about everything they said, no one would share something which was already previously said

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 1:20am

And if noone ever shared anything, everything would remain 100% original!

Haha unless Ofcourse they said it to the person who said it to them.... Or something :p

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 10:57pm
Sun, 05/06/2012 - 11:06pm
iTweetDank Says:

I didn't upvote so it would stay at 69 upvotes.

Sun, 05/06/2012 - 11:07pm
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 7:41pm
Ponder Says:
Mon, 05/07/2012 - 12:45am
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:07am
Flux Says:
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:28am

What if there was like some sexy reverse foreplay, and you put each others clothes back on and went into a reverse fuck leading back into the original foreplay, which just ends up leading back to sex all over again. O.o sex forever.

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 1:12am

Fuck you OP, This place isnt for fb statuses you poserfag

Tue, 05/08/2012 - 4:46am

lol i see this on facebook and tumblr all the time :p