This might get downvoted by Harry Potter fans, but here it goes anyways...
Bear with me on this. I was a huge fan of Harry Potter growing up, read all the books, not interested in the movies after I saw one and it sucked. This might be a bit obvious, but I just realized this.

Voldemort fails to kill Harry Potter because Voldemort's magic was blocked by Harry Potter's mom's love, right? Did it ever occur to Voldemort that he should maybe look around the house for a gun or knife? I mean, love can't stop that, sorry, and a baby sure as shit isn't gonna fight off a knife or a bullet. If Voldemort really wanted to kill Harry Potter, he could have ended it right there, and boom, we don't have to deal with Hermione bitching because the ginger kid Ron kissed someone.

P.S. If you like dead baby jokes, read the comments. And add to them.


Sat, 07/16/2011 - 11:09pm

didnt even need a gun or knife, just curb stomp the damn babys head in! good post man, good post

Sat, 07/16/2011 - 11:10pm

yeah good point, beat the shit out of that baby haha. thanks man

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 11:22pm
TokeMe_WV Says:

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 10:25pm

What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
No clue, i was too busy masturbating

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 1:35pm

what do i sound like when i masterbate?
a dead baby in a blender

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 4:51am
corey33p Says:

Oh my god my throat hurts from laughing, guys

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 11:03pm
kohpad Says:

Sure it doesn't hurt from inhaling smoke?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 6:11am

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? Ya don't fuck a sandwich before you eat it.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 9:54pm

How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes like blood

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 5:05am

This has become my favorite highdea because of all of these beautiful dead baby jokes. Thank you.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:40am
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 5:39am

I wish you could still see them :(
But really, I haven't been on this site in ages, how is this approaching popularity all of the sudden?!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:08pm
britney Says:

yaaaa but the spell backfired so voldemort killed himself...and his horcruxes brought him back to life so he was too weak to do that shit =)

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 2:31am

Oh I thought he just lost his powers. Been a while since I read the book and idc about the movies, so thank you for pointing this out

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:14pm
CosmicK Says:
Sat, 07/23/2011 - 2:32am

I can actually see that when I go to voting details, so instead of commenting that, you could have at least told me why. If you had, I wouldn't want to poop in your mouth right now.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 4:30am
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 5:11am
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Mon, 04/29/2013 - 6:08pm
bivona2 Says:

I think Voldemort didn't come up to Harry with a knife because he didn't know that Harry had his mother's love protection spell thing. So he figured what the hell. Just killed his mom. He's a baby, this should be super easy, business as usual. Avada Kedavra. Boom curse rebounds on Voldemort. Avada Ka fucked. Thus why we have the story of Harry Potter. If Voldemort had known he probably would've went in with a different strategy. Lack of knowledge is what killed Voldemort. Being that most crucial step behind brought the Downfall of The Dark Lord. haha Hope this made sense.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 11:37pm

avada ka fucked. you, sir, made my evening.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 9:49am

^That goes ditto for me. I had to login just to upvote :)

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 1:18pm
TopsyKrett Says:

Voldemort would never use a gun or a knife because he would view that as savage muggle rubbish. Being as he is 'The Dark Lord', a Lord would never stoop to a lower tier. Even if it is a weapons tier we're talking about Voldy believes magic is might why substitute mighty magic for a gun/knife?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 2:02am
arealhiguy Says:

To me, the word "Premise" indicates a motive, because don't premises have to be planned? Do premises just happen? I don't think so, and therefore, someone had a motive for "Harry Potter". And now, the ultimate question becomes, "what is the motive for Harry Poter?" What was the author trying to accomplish in creating this, because it began as a book?

The answer... I really don't even have enough of a clue to even try a shot in the dark.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:51am
letsdoit Says:

Nope! He didn't expect that his spell wouldn't work, so befor using it there was no need for him to use a knife. Because he thought a spell would work. And after the spell he wasn't able to use a knife, because the spell flipped back at him as far as i know. So he was very weak.
but I dont like harry potter^^

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 11:37am

this is probably the deepest discussion on harry potter haha.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 4:37pm

Wow. After reading all of these comments, I'm just sitting here with my mind completely blown by J.K Rowling's mad writing skills.
Like holy shit, there aren't like any loopholes in the story at all and there were SEVEN books. Fuck man.

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Sat, 05/18/2013 - 6:14pm

No. Voldemort couldn't kill Harry like a muggle. If you recall, he is disgusted by muggles. In Voldemort's eyes, he would never sink down to muggle level by killing like a muggle.
The Harry Potter series is perfection. Never doubt it.

Mon, 05/20/2013 - 1:51am
mattabe069 Says:

Voldemort had to use at least some type of magic to kill anyone. If he used a gun everytime his soul would have never split into the horcruxs thus making him killable which really would ruin the premise of the movie. Al sharpton for president you guys. Im out

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 1:42pm
BeyondHigh Says:

nah man, dont say it was against Voldemorts code of hating muggles or whatever, he didnt know about the love protection at all, he tried to kill harry with as little work as possible, two words and a flick of the wrist, it rebounded and destroyed his body. too weak to even try to kill harry, he fled.