"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two joints"
- Sublime


Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:27pm

I smoke two joints when I wake up,
In the car I smoke two joints,
I smoke two joints when in play video games,
And every 10,000 points <------ best for me

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 6:04pm

yea but yu forgot d "i smoke two joints before i smoke twojoints,, and then i smoke two more!"

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:17pm
xsad1300 Says:

This was sang by bob marley... Just look up two joints on youtube....

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:24pm
Spanki Says:

actually if im not mistaken it was originally written by the toyes.. but i could be wrong

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:41pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:20pm
budzie Says:

dude im pritty sure its "i smoke two joint, before i smoke two joints and then i smoke two more" haha i love that song!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:37pm
4evaGreen Says:

100% positive you're right, i was going to say the same thing.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:39pm

yeah i realized that after i posted it haha

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:03pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:50pm

anyone who actually listens to Sublime and not just that song knew right when they read it. to the poster: please dont quote sublime if you arent going to get it right, a little respect please.

Sat, 07/23/2011 - 10:59pm
budzie Says:
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:39pm
pipedreams Says:

Never one to do this, but a question regarding Smoke Two Joints: http://highdeas.com/music/Smoke_Two_Joints-7

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:45pm
Purpbowlz Says:

smoked cigarettes till the day she died!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:47pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:54pm
jhicks420 Says:


I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel all right.
I smoke two joints in time of peace, And two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:07am
gehbsin Says:
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:04pm

I actually wrote that song originally.
100% True.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:24pm

Hmm no one believes me...
I couldn't POSSIBLY have been sarcastic, could I?

*Dramatic Eye Roll*

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 8:21pm
Camryn Says:

Yeah, sometimes jokes just aren't as funny as you though they'd be. I used two conjuntions.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:14am

Well, you realize it is a joke right?
What I was really confused about was why someone would downvote a joke, that is not offensive.
I mean, I just think people take things too seriously these days...

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:49pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:16pm

Sublime didn't write those lyrics but a great song nonetheless.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:19pm

I love Sublime but Bob Dylan said it best, plain and simple:
"Everybody must get stoned"

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:08pm
Valin Says:

he could have just said "I smoke six joints a day" but whatever the song is still freaking awesome

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:06am
Valin Says:

wow, people still downvoted even though I said the song was still awesome? fuck this site

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:56pm
AIDSissexy Says:

people have no reason to downvote all you did was make a comment on the song and it wasnt even offensive

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:09am
Valin Says:
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:09pm

One time my friend sang that lyric to me while I was really high and it was one of my first times smoking, i told him fuck joints I want blunts !
Like 6 months later when I was a fully fledged stoner we fuckin did it. We smoked two blunts before we smoked two blunts and then we smoked two more. And the last one was two blunt wraps long.
Yea, it was sweet !

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:35pm
RHCPstoner Says:

dude this is like you're 4th published highdea.... im jealous hahaha.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:42pm
guavajelly Says:

daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man.
and momma she once told me son you do the best you can
but then one day i met a man, who came to me and said
hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head.

overall smoke two joints is overplayed. i love it and all but they have much better songs like garden grove and boss dj

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:18pm
dopismoki Says:


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:19pm
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 8:58pm
AIDSissexy Says:

its wriiten by the toyes and I personally like the original song better

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 9:13pm
efop32 Says:

i know it's already been said, but it was my first and only thought...that was originally by Bob Marley fucktard

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 7:39am

Just as I started reading this post, that song came on in my itunes stoner playlist.
The universe is telling me to smoke 2 more joints before i go to bed.