Cop: "anything you say can and will be used against you in court" You: "The defendant had nothing to say, but I, on the other hand, find you extremely attractive, your honor. I am having trouble controlling myself."

Watching the police officer read that aloud in court... worth it.

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Mon, 11/07/2011 - 9:13pm
Hangman Says:

Or..
Cop: "anything you say can and will be used against you"
*if a lady cop*
You:Boobs..

I saw it on a website thought it was pretty funny haha

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 5:37pm

or " your honor, it's a plant. legalize. right meow"

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 1:07pm
 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 2:40pm
species88 Says:
 
 
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 1:23am

thank you, ted, that was the joke

*added after the fact: I have 15 upvotes on a comment yet some of my favorite highdeas are stuck in single digits*

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 10:14pm
ChroNIK Says:

I love Farva. "you guys think that shits funny? Ill call this guy a chicken fucker!"

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:07pm
SlimJD Says:

That's "held" against you. you ruined the joke =P

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 4:32pm
Hangman Says:

Awe I totally did ruin it! damn haha good catch!

 
 
Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:27am

All you happy downvoting haters even read it? High haters.

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 5:15pm
Per1phery Says:

The top two highdeas in the popular section at the moment are :If you ever get arrested... say this
Cops are fags

Coincidence?

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 5:40pm

i noticed that too! haha i've noticed that a lot of the times the highdeas on the side have similarities

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 3:16pm
Chinookk Says:

Damn, I wanna get arrested really bad now. theyd probably set you free just because your too funny to have in jail

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 4:39pm
Greenbean Says:

ha getting arrested is not worth it in the end.. youll be spending atleast $600+ (witch could be thousands) on fines and bail and shit... you could spend that on other shit like a toke session

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 3:28pm
 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 4:04pm
 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 4:10pm

fuck everyone who says there aren't any more good highdeas

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 4:17pm
 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 5:12pm
KingGreen Says:

They won't necessarily read it off in court. Only if it can be used as evidence to further their case.

No sense has been made in this highdea

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:09pm
SlimJD Says:
 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 10:10am

C'mon man you're killing a pretty funny joke, don't get so technical. It's hypothetical

 
 
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 10:58pm
KingGreen Says:

It was funny! But that's just what first popped into my head when I read it

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 7:56pm

if it was a sexual harassment charge!

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 6:58pm

I don't know if a comedian said this, or if it's an original, but it certainly deserves an upvote because it made me chuckle after a particularly shitty day.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:33pm
uJellie Says:

I legit made this up. I have no idea why someone is saying a comedian did, but I ACTUALLY did.

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:44pm
Shlauren Says:

Take it as a compliment! I know I would. Hahaha

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 6:08am
Watagua Says:

except that i KNOW you're lying. I saw this exact post, word for word, on reddit just yesterday. good try thief

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 7:28pm
Illusions. Says:

^This guys right.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/m34h4/if_you_ever_get_arrested_say_this/

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 7:44pm

maybe he made them both up. its pretty funny id post it twice too heh

 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 7:54pm
Jewelz025 Says:
 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 8:43pm
Shlauren Says:
 
 
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 11:21pm

i did get arrested and im going to the court thing nov, 15, and im sooo tempted to say this

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 10:24am

Hahaha this is genius! I'm keeping this one for myself to use!

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 1:10pm

highDEAs users are almost as bad as youtube users... can't we just enjoy the post? who gives a damn if it's original?

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 2:01pm

or just say "im innocent. completely innocent. im a tax paying law abiding citizen with a job and i vote and i demand to be treated as innocent since i have not been proven guilty" use that against me mufucka!

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 3:25pm

but you have a mohawk so you are scum

 
 
Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:41pm

i dont have a mohawk. clearly im bald you fucking idiot.

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 2:24pm
 
 
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Wed, 11/09/2011 - 8:33pm
Jessbike Says:

Or u could be a smart stoner n not let them have shit on you, I know kinda late

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 9:15pm

THIS ISNT A HIGHDEA IT WAS ON JUST FOR LAUGHS FROM THIS IRISH GUY.
STOP FUCKING STEALING SHIT, THIS SITE IS TURNING TO GARBAGE BECAUSE OF YOU

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 10:01pm
Coyote336 Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUb89nWPqVo#t=4m17s

 
 
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 11:13pm
Cynthia420 Says:
 
 
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Tue, 11/15/2011 - 4:24pm
Per1phery Says:
 
 
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