and one of them cheats, the other one is like "Man, you're such a cheetah." and then they both laugh and eat zebra or whatever.

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Sun, 07/21/2013 - 4:18pm

https://twitter.com/WorkaholicBlake/status/292033440327561216

0/10 would downvote again.

 
 
Mon, 07/22/2013 - 1:56am
cabooze Says:
 
 
Mon, 07/22/2013 - 8:43am

i just went to the SF zoo and ate an edible and stared at the cheetahs for like an hour!
i read that they can run as fast as 75 mph but maintain a rate of 58 mph when hunting.
! i would trade my best bong for a pet cheetah.. http://youtu.be/QYxBGFkM9c4

 
 
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Tue, 07/23/2013 - 12:41pm
 
 
Tue, 07/23/2013 - 7:00pm
.Theo Says:

ohmygod laughed my fucking ass off, hilarious man!

 
 
Tue, 07/23/2013 - 10:23pm

No, the joke is that there was a cheetah and a lion. The lion challenges the cheetah to a race, when the cheetah wins the lion says, "maan, yous a cheetah", n the cheeta's like, "naah man you lion"

 
 
Wed, 07/24/2013 - 1:35am
T_Dog Says:

i work for the Oregon zoo, the cheetahs really live funny lives like this highdea. its great

 
 
Thu, 07/25/2013 - 12:08am
Mr.Smoke Says:
 
 
Thu, 07/25/2013 - 9:07am

i don't think cheetahs would speak english.. mostly because i am pretty sure they are in africa and not in America. good try but cheetahs definetly do not speak english.

 
 
Fri, 07/26/2013 - 4:51pm
peterkopug Says:

Most of the countries in Africa where cheetahs live have English as official language e.g Uganda, Kenya, Botswana, Zimbabwe, South Africa.

 
 
Fri, 07/26/2013 - 4:52pm
peterkopug Says:

Most of the countries in Africa where cheetahs live have English as official language e.g Uganda, Kenya, Botswana, Zimbabwe, South Africa.

 
 
Mon, 07/29/2013 - 6:29am

I could easily see this being in a family guy episode hahaha like the fire truck one

 
 
Wed, 07/31/2013 - 10:00pm
lurker Says: