i was in my room sitting there, trying to sleep as usual. When all of a sudden...the fattest fucking fly I have ever seen was buzzing around my room super loud. Knowing that I did not posess the skill or the motivation to try and kill this motherfucker, I decided I had to trick him. I turned on all the lights outside my door and turned off the lights in my room. The fly of course fell for this and went out and into the bathroom. I slammed the door and blocked it with a towel. I am the dominant species.