My friends and I were rollin' an bowlin' today, and we really wanted to use my 12 inch bong because we had it with us. But it was just a pain in the ass for a driver to take a bong hit whilst on the road. So I thought it'd be cool if there was I way I could make a bong that's velcro'd onto the dashboard in front of the driver so they could take an easier bong hit by simply leaning forward, whilst maintaining to keep one hand on the wheel and they could still see the road! The steering wheel would be an issue but I'm sure there's some engineering that could be done! Am I right or am I right?!

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Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:04pm


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:21am

just mount that shit straight on the steering wheel

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:31am
hadadat Says:

No! I'm going to engineer this bong to be the best available for smoking in vehicles. it'll be fancy

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 4:09pm
WTF.travis Says:

if you mounted it to the steering wheel, whenever you turn it'll spill, plus you would only be able to use it on a straight-away. you could add some kind of hookah-like hose to it so you wouldn't even have to lean forward. ! also you could get one of those devices in electronic cigarettes that senses air intake to start ignition.

bonggggg -_-

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 2:14pm
This_Guy13 Says:

get a power inverter and a vaporizer. makes smoking in the car amazing....

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:30pm
Tue, 09/20/2011 - 10:50pm

it would be easier to build a vape into the car that the driver could hold and hit with one hand and have the 2nd hand on the wheel

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:08pm
Alaskan Says:

or a crazy awesome attachment for car cigarette lighters that is like a fancy vaporizer whip that uses the car lighter power to vaporize your "tobacco blend" safely while you drive.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:34pm
Higherrea Says:

Or on the steering wheel beside the cruise control buttons, a green button that says 420. Once you hit 420 there would be a straw beside the head rest and you could pull vape smoke from there!

Sorry if this didn't make sense i just cleared 3 milky and fat hits out of my inline after a 14 day tolerance break... my body feels like it has ants under my skin im tingling! HIGH

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 11:19pm

You should make one of those car locking bars shorter, and put a bong on it, so you can remove it and park

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 10:32pm

How about a button that you hit and theres a stash inside the car somewhere and it lights it up and sends it through a special AC vent that goes right into your face. That would be in a james bond movie for sure if weed was legal

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:59pm
hadadat Says:

i'll patent the shit out of this. it'll be sweet

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:47pm

hahah damn was gonna say gets some sticky side velcro and put it on the steering wheel and on the bottom of the bong.Just try not to turn to hard cause youll spill bud and bong water everywhere!

Sat, 10/22/2011 - 10:32pm

it is a pain in the ass for the driver to hit a bong. My friend wanted to hit his zong while driving so i held the wheel but i was high already so instead of driving i watched him hit the zong and we drifted into the other lane and nearly ran of the road.

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 8:44pm

Couldn't you just pull over for a second? You wouldn't have to engineer something and Driving while trying to smoke out of a bong sounds kinda dangerous imo.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:27pm
hadadat Says:

It has not been invented yet, so no worries. Also, I live dangerously.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 3:11pm

yeah but you could easily run off the road or hit someone else. Do whatever you want though

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:54pm
hadadat Says:
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:13pm

Yeah I know Its just that at my school we've had so many car crash deaths that its really scary and I wouldnt want anyone to die over something silly but I guess you could smoke a bong while driving safely it would just be a little difficult

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:02pm
TrollJizz Says:

Or you could be cool and hold it up light it, and pull for them so they can keep their eyes on the road.. actually fuck it why don't you just roll a joint??

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:53pm
hadadat Says:

I use my giant clitoris. We're one in the same, you and I, you know that, BadMitch?

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:06pm
Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:34pm

my buddy has a mini grav in his cup holder. haha pretty awsome

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:00pm

have you ever seen those gyroball things? the bowl for kids that never spill cause the bottom always stays the same way? you should make a table like thing that does the same as the gyro ball. meaning like when you turn the wheel the platform stays flat the same way. it would be perfect!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:19pm

omg were you driving around with me and my friends the other day? we thought about putting one in the steering wheel!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:20pm

drive safe, stick to blunts and joints. dont mean to be the party pooper but your not just risking your own life on the road.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:22pm

fuck they should find a way to make a bong out of the steering wheel

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:40pm
moswift Says:

use a vaporizer that can be hooked up on the car like a phone, you can drive and take pulls off the hose.....dont forget the pine-tree car refreshers lol

Fri, 10/28/2011 - 3:19am

Dude thats why the passenger is there, to hold the steering wheel for you

Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:16pm

Nah man, this is how it is, if you drive a stick , make your gear shifter (stick) a bong and just hit that , if its an automatic , their should be a pull out bong by the steering wheel that wont interfere your vision of the road and distraction of driving with your steering wheel. It would be Fucking Badass.

Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:54pm

What you gotta do is heat the glass up enough that it is easy to bend and mount it onto the dashboard. Then add a button on the steering wheel that causes a lighter near the bud to light for you to take a hit, along with another button to use a mechanical arm to lift up the pack for you to take a hit easily behind the wheel.