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Let's get some creativity and laughs up in this bitch


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:28pm

"Mom I'm going to my friends house to play video games"

We've all used it

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 9:10am
KeifBlunt Says:
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:41am
Jazzzyyy Says:

Me and my friends always say were going to hang out with Gary and however much were smoking
Is the time we hang out with him at so well be like hey dude wanna go chill with Gary round 2? That's a dub :)

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:25pm
Shallack Says:

hahaha word i made a highdea about that same excuse

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 1:57pm
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:30pm
emilyka Says:

me and my friend would hangout with "jasmine tokeabowl"

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:33pm
Profanity Says:

Jay (but with a Dutch accent so more like "Jeej" as if you were cheering or something :P

most used words probs, but i like philosobongs word more xD

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:55pm
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 8:58am
Skream Says:

I always say a bologna sandwich cuz it gets me stoney baloney, with that we add shit like i want some hippie lettuce on it or some steezy cheese haha oh god didnt realize how stupid that all sounds until just now haha

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:22pm
Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:17pm

Dude, Bring Halo when you come over. Mom's thoughts- (Those boys will be up all night playing video games again...)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:35pm
dank5 Says:

Tango. Because it takes two to tango.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 8:58am

It doesn't take two to get hella baked though...

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 9:23am
ridebikes Says:

you and mary jane, i think thats where two came from

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 1:35pm

Spoken like a true stoner. WTF! Stoner isn't a word on the spellchecker. That seems wrong somehow.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 7:34am
Thu, 05/19/2011 - 7:12pm
camby Says:
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:11pm
Alexn Says:

I like Marahoochie. its not really code for my parents but it makes me smile when i hear or say it

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:56am
Sat, 05/21/2011 - 3:58pm
Blazesto Says:

"Mum im going to (insert mates name here) house to smoke copious amounts of marijuana"

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:19am
smitty129 Says:

or u can also say crack or heorine, that always makes em laugh

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 10:04am
hunterz1 Says:
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 2:21am

It's funny because they think we're joking!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 7:37am
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:44am
JKuB Says:
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:43am
Jazzzyyy Says:

Omg!!! I tell my mom I'm baked all the time and shes all yeah very funny Haha

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 2:35am
w33333d Says:

im going to go play guitar for a while

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:29pm
LemonSkunk Says:

70s playboy. because its hairy as haaayl

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 5:23pm
Thu, 06/16/2011 - 5:20pm

I'm going to get some frequent flyer miles

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 5:57pm
jxc1013 Says:

We're going to watch Star Wars, or We're going to The Moon.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 11:06am
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 4:22pm

"I'm going over to my friends house to drop a deuce"

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 1:53pm

time to go practice on my flute (2 or 3 blunts)

Mon, 08/01/2011 - 5:31pm
Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:03pm
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 7:39am
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:28am

instead of mary jane xD fuckin awesome

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 5:48pm

Yes to both. But mainly instead of mary jane.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 4:52am
CH3ST3r Says:

Doritos. Because then you also remember to bring snacks.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 1:36pm
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 8:59am
CH3ST3r Says:

Hey man, they pay me to sell the Cheetos. But we are all down here workin at Frito-Lay. Now that I think about it though, you're right. What a perfect excuse to push my "Puffs". Thanks bro ;)

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 2:15pm
hollyweed Says:
Wed, 08/03/2011 - 5:18pm
Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:31pm
☮❤kush Says:
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 1:25am
graffika Says:

one time my and my friend were at the dollar store, and she stole a sandwich bag with deigo from dora the explorer. We've been chillin with our good friend diego ever since. ;]

There is a guy at my work who calls it Mary Jansen, instead of Mary Jane, cuz we have this crazy lady named mary jansen who always gets deliveries.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 5:10am
Can-Am_420 Says:
Thu, 08/04/2011 - 12:53pm
graffika Says:

no.. i think it's her appt. but idk why he calls it that cuz she's supposedly a bitch. She shorted somebody like $2 one time

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 1:39am

me an my friends "listen" to "music" sometimes we listen to it on "cd's" other times "ipods" other times "mp3playes" and we always feel good after listening to 5 or 6 of our favorite songs

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:34am