Now, I have places to be and my high ass didn't feel like taking the bus.
So I said "Fuck the police" and put on my spare, leaving the tire with the boot in the middle of the street.
I wouldn't have thought of this had I been sober.



Comments

 
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:45pm
Nemo-Bakin Says:

I hope you know cops are smart enough to take down your license plate number as well.

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 11:37am
AJisChill Says:

But does the license plate really exist? If you don't see it, how do you know it's really there. Therefore the cop couldn't have taken it down, because it does not exist. You may THINK you KNOW, but you never REALLY KNOW KNOW, ya know? There is knowing, and KNOWING, and unfortunately, no one KNOWS. Know is a weir'd as fuck word, look at it for like 20 seconds and tell me how the fuck they came up with that word and the pronunciation of it.

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 2:33pm
AJisChill Says:

I like how my comment gets downvoted, when I was clearly just fuckin around.

 
 
Fri, 06/14/2013 - 3:38am
 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 4:56pm
Twitler Says:

Haha did you watch that video "what a bad acid trip looks like"? It's with some kid on a research chemical he thought was acid and he's tripping hard as fuck and at one point he says something like that. It was like "if my mom doesn't see what I do, how does it exist. If you don't see something then it isn't real, there is no knowing" or something.

 
 
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:48pm
highomar Says:

LOOOL The cops were stoned too, they probably forgot

 
 
Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:49pm
fukyocouch Says:

well i guess ill cross that road when i come to it. who knows? maybe i can trick the pigs a second time

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 1:12pm

trick the pigs a second time? you didn't even trick them the first time since you are a liar and this situation never happened.

 
 
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 12:29am
fukyocouch Says:
 
 
Tue, 06/11/2013 - 1:27am
 
 
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 8:54pm
yurtpoh Says:
 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 1:08pm

wtf are we talking about? we're calling you a liar. i'm so tired of internet liars. people think that they can live in some fantasy world and bullshit people over the internet. it's just as, and even more so in my opinion, pathetic as lying in real life. everyone knows you can't remove the tire once there is a boot on it. if it was that easy just to pop it off and replace it with a spare, no one would care if their tire got booted. it would be like no big deal.

 
 
Thu, 06/13/2013 - 3:40pm

But if I can't lie online how am I going to convince all of my online friends I am interesting?

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 4:14pm

Highdeas needs more people with a sense of humor. Last two replies to this comment is a perfect example of: this.

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 10:28pm

Yeah man some people here really need to chill out

 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 1:49pm
yurtpoh Says:

it's EVEN MORE pathetic to try to prove someone youve never met wrong.. over the internet.. lol.. get some real friends bro

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 1:17pm

Your the biggest hypocrite I've seen on highdeas. Your always trying to prove everyone wrong. I see you commenting all the time.

In fact in this very highdea u are trying to say everyone's wrong for being pissed that this highdea isn't real. Grow up dude. The internet is full of pissed off people.

 
 
Mon, 06/17/2013 - 12:16am
500Joeys Says:

Yeah, and im one of those pissed off people!!!!!!!
GAhD im soo mad im gooing to piss and shittt all over myself
DOES this MAke yoU ahPYY!???

I am. God

 
 
Wed, 06/19/2013 - 8:25pm
yurtpoh Says:

and youre a near stalker.. im just annoyed at people like you trying to come up with false complicated alternative theories to explain a simple straight forward truth.. you are one against a hundred, just accept your loss like a man and quit holding your grudges

 
 
Fri, 06/07/2013 - 3:23am
My_Name. Says:

Do any of you own a car? Or live in this reality?
Holy shit Highdeas is so full of lies and bullshit now.
The boot COVERS the hubcap so that you cant do that.

 
 
Fri, 06/07/2013 - 11:14am

Thank you!! They have no idea what they are saying. What a bunch of idiots

 
 
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 7:51pm
bivona2 Says:

What you say makes sense. However stoners did think of a way to smoke out of an apple. Perhaps there is another way and this person thought of it. It's all possible with enough weed. I think it was just a joke though. I've seen it in memes plenty of times. What I haven't seen though is that the person puts the tire with the boot in the middle of the street. While shitty as that may be. In the context of a joke it's rather funny since it's an easy way to say fuck you to the dicks who decided the right way to approach a traffic ticket violator was to inhibit his car's ability to drive. If they honestly care that much to go as far as inventing a way to stop your car from driving they might as well save the money from producing such stupid inventions and just have the cop wait there till the driver comes back and collects the money. Cause that is what that boot symbolizes. It's got "PAY THE BEAST" written all over it. Damn I'm a little baked hence the long elaboration of my thoughts on the matter. I agree with you that there is a lot of trickery and lies on Highdeas now but we can't let such a beautiful site die. So I do appreciate your input. We gotta keep this sacred site honest.

 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 1:47pm
yurtpoh Says:

so jokes have to be completely and utterly scientifically correct anymore?? oh shit, i guess family guy isnt really that funny then.. neither is south park. or futurama. or really ANY comedy in the history of humankind.. well, i guess a couple stoned internet trolls know better than the past writers of the world

if any of you have gone to English 101 theres a such thing as hyperboles, metaphors, idioms, similes, irony, oxymorons, and paradoxes.. all which are "figures of speech".. and yes there is a such thing as plagiarism, but thats only if its for profit.. this is just simply (worst case scenario) some guy who thought that joke was hilarious and decided to share it with fellow stoners, but unfortunately those fellow stoners only care about 100% brand new material.. is it "stealing" when a band records a cover of a song by some band that inspired them?? no.. so why is it "stealing" when someone re-hashes a joke that inspired them?? good luck finding any good authors to enjoy.. most stories are just re-hashed old stories with new details and names.. and if its not a real story then its just a joke.. if it were 100% factual, it wouldnt be funny at all.. quit expecting highdeas from edgar allen poe or mark twain

some people are too stoned for this website..

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 3:05am

Your point would probably be more valid if he actually told a joke instead of passing it off as his own personal experience.. Then it just clogs up HD w/ more bs..

I mean, I don't know why everyone wants to shit on his chest about it... they could just not read the posts, but I mean.. potatoes gon' potate..

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 10:43pm

I was right about to say that. It's still a funny story though, just whatever.

 
 
Sun, 06/09/2013 - 7:12am

Boots are specifically designed to, well, not do that

 
 
Tue, 06/11/2013 - 1:24am

I know right? I'm calling bull shit on this.

 
 
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 4:21pm

holy shit....

this is really retarded

 
 
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 5:54pm
 
 
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 9:14pm

Well if you were sober, or maybe just thought about it a little more, you would know it's a crime to do this. Then you would realize that it's impossible to take the boot off of your car because it covers the hubcap. After thinking it through, you would realize it's not worth it, jump on the bus, and take care of buisness. Nobody likes a lazy smoker.

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 5:45pm
TheSabit Says:

oh. would that be a crime? thanks for clearin that up

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 2:45pm
dharmacode Says:

Clearly a repost I've read multiple times. Copy pasta nikka.

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 7:04pm
B-ez Says:

Good for you. You should've thrown the booted tire in your trunk and then dropped it off at the police station, right at the front door.

 
 
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 8:04pm
 
 
Thu, 06/13/2013 - 11:31pm

You make me sad, you lied to me the boot covers the lugs.........................

 
 
Fri, 06/14/2013 - 8:51am
But....why Says:

on top of the fact that this is bullshit i'd just like to add that cops don't put on boots...

 
 
Fri, 06/14/2013 - 10:24pm

I think I saw a picture going around facebook, describing what you just said about 2 years ago.

 
 
Fri, 06/14/2013 - 10:53pm
DexterDs4d Says:
 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 11:57am

why not just carry a fucking wireless sawzall in the trunk?

 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 1:26pm
yurtpoh Says:

how did this get downvoted at all?? lol this is genius!! i guess some people just wanna complain how "highdeas is corrupt" but then dont realize that its their false vigilance that actually corrupts it.. oh well. upvote from me

 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 11:26pm
whydowetry Says:

it was downvoted because it was copied

 
 
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 12:17pm
yurtpoh Says:

seriously stop complaining about the "copied" bullshit.. no one cares.. humor is an in the moment thing, no one gives a fuck if its been said before.. do you complain when a band covers a song? no. you realize its an homage to his influences, and you enjoy it.. why is it so much different for a stupid joke?? grow the fuck up

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 7:13pm
dos-iLL Says:

I use semi-big words that don't apply in attempt to prove my intelligence. Troll.

 
 
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 12:19pm
yurtpoh Says:

lol i guess my vocabulary is too complex for 12 yr olds.. and it doesnt apply?? when the past 20 comments were complaints about people "copying" stuff?? hey, just so you know, spamming doesnt stop spam.. and more and more complaining about a single post doesnt make it un-popular.. and just because hitler was evil doesnt mean he wasnt famous.. point being; your hate shows you actually care about this post.. there is a downvote section of this site, if you really dont like the post then just ignore it, otherwise youre just bringing more attention to the post (which is the sole purpose of this site, among others (twitter, facebook, etc.))

 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 6:04pm

Whoa guys whats with all the negative? This is supposed to be a safe place for highdeas not a boxing ring, so what this guy posted somthing you dissagree with doesnt mean you attack him spread love not hate cause hate only gains hate.

 
 
Sat, 06/15/2013 - 6:54pm
Lucha Says:

I've noticed its been getting more negative around here. Chillout and have a good time people.

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 11:53am

I don't think people are being negative about something they "disagree with." Just about the bullshit highdeas that are copied, begging for upvotes, or just plain lies. And I think we have every right to be sick of it. These aren't highdeas, like the name of the website implies. This is just turning into facebook. I'm not saying every single highdea needs to be something mind blowing and thought provoking, we all just want less bullshit, and more of what we actually come on here to read. Is that not fair?
And yes, I'm aware I could "just not read" the stupid ones, but there's just way too many, to the point this site is barely highdeas anymore.

 
 
Sat, 06/22/2013 - 11:47am
yurtpoh Says:

maybe its not new to you, but new to new stoners that havent heard it before.. it probably means youve just spent too much time on this site and youre seeing the next generation of stoners enjoying it

 
 
Sun, 06/16/2013 - 3:43pm

Why have a never heard of anyone doing this before?! Props to you.

 
 
Mon, 06/17/2013 - 12:29pm

This is just retarted you people yelling and swearing at a highdea that you don't agree with lol wow is all I can say you guys are like the angriest stoners I've ever met..jeez go buy a bong or something