-Hello? *cough*
-This is Dr. Stephens; I’m looking to speak with Jason Snyder, please.
-Oh, uh, this is he and he is me, sir.
-Jason, I’m calling to personally commend you on the composition you wrote in my class. It was easily some of the most dynamic and innovative music I’ve heard in a long time. Where do you get your inspiration?
-Uh (13 second pause)Pink Floyd, I guess. They’re like…my north star of music, you know?
-…are fucking you high right now?
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