I was hitting my pipe on the way to school today and just as I cleared it I saw a cop in my right mirror. Scared shitless,I quickly inhaled through clenched teeth and stealthily lowered my piece into a compartment below the center console all while keeping my eyes on the road and holding in a massive throat tingling hit. Out of the corner of red watery eyes I watched him slowly approach beside me, linger in my blind spot, and then speed off, weaving in and out of traffic…Yeah, the only way I can verbalize what I felt as I exhaled, loosened my death grip on the steering wheel, and laughed until it turned into a wheezing cough, is victorious. Victorious and incredibly fucking stoned.
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