First I would like to point out that this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done and I’m not proud….but its pretty funny. After polishing off a bottle of red wine I got really high last night and tried to cook fettuccine alfredo and passed out…When i regained consciousness I was standing in my driveway surrounded by police/fire fighters/neighbors and wrapped up like a fucking burrito in one of those tin foil blankets. After the firemen pumped all the smoke out of my house and heroically rescued my dog, one of them pulled me aside and informed me that he found my bowl and hid it behind my printer so the cops wouldnt see it. now thats a hero
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