Alan Garner: Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
[awkward laughter]
Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

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Sun, 01/10/2010 - 11:40am
serenity (not verified) Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:08pm
mrdanknugs Says:

zach galifinakis would be the funniest dude to smoke with. hes so awkward i love it

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:17pm
kbone952 Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:23pm
stonered Says:

doc, we can't remember anything remember?

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 1:34pm
brendabong Says:

he's a re-TARD, ahahah. i love that movie.

"I’m diverse, I save the world second and I get high first."

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 2:23pm
caliadubs Says:

when i blacked out it was like emptiness AAHAHAHA

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 4:17pm
Jesterk91 Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 4:57pm

"Calm down honey, all my friends and me are very mature, we won't do anything stupid. Trust me."

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 5:54pm

Sorry to ask, but what movie is this from? It sounds ridiculous based on everyone's quotes lol

Tue, 01/12/2010 - 7:30am
serenity (not verified) Says:
Sun, 01/10/2010 - 6:39pm
Fritzvalt Says:
Mon, 10/11/2010 - 6:47pm
lkrboijmel Says:

I have watched this movie 3 times. Stoned. And it was incredible