Submitted by deeznutz1010 on Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:42pm
Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.
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Lol. That was great. I won't lie, I'm a sucker for Twilight and shit...but sometimes the spoofs are funnier. =P
My friend and i call that loi (laugh on the inside)...we used to text that to each other in the middle of class while the professor was lecturing.
i read this 5 minutes ago.
that's how long it took me to regain enough composure to type.
xD fucking amazing.
You just made me laugh my stupid laugh, ya know the one that makes others laugh at you. The movie sucked. Pun intended. So will the new one.
ha! i love twilight but that shit made me literally laugh out loud! that was great.
see ohhushjackiee's comment?
yeah. i was with her last night.
you see, we're best friends.
and we read this last night sitting in her room
not even high.
and we geeked for a straight ten minutes about it.
and then sent it to 6 of our friends.
one out of six did not lol at it.
so win.
thank you.
Rina&.
i hate twilight lol
shits retarded
anything thats THAT mainstream
i cant go for
Hellz yeah Fuck Twilight!!!!!!!!!
Then all the vamps get blazed and go on a murderous feeding frenzy!!!!!!!!
dude... i would totally read twilight if it ended that way... but it just sucks too much right now
"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"
edward has downs syndrome. im sure of it.
jacob was wayyyyy hotter. all tall dark and handsome and what not.
i hate twilight. with a passion. i went to hot topic a while back, they had fucking twilight packing tape. like....what the fuck? omg i sooo want to pack my shit up with twilight tape!! blah blah blah. they've gone way to far with this fucking movie. [i so almost spelled movie, "movy" duuurr]
yeah fuck twilight haha
you just made my head explode.
too many bong rips will do that
OMG that was sooo fuckin funny! i love twilight too and i am rolling! good one!
To be fair, twilight is so fucking hilarious to watch when you`re high haha
so fucking good...I know some twighlight freaks so this was fucking great
they started presale for twilight's new moon saga bullshit over a month before it even hit theaters. shit's so gay. to quote southpark: all those kids are going VAMP.
hahahaha! i actually like twilight... but this beats anything that has happened in twilight so far.
i just want to put it out there for all general people who like twilight if you smoke all of your crappy twilght books you will feel way better than reading them
NO SHIT! I am so sick of seeing thier fucking faces everywhere I turn, Hot Topic is full of this shit!
hot topic is getting full of shit... i would by a twilight shirt so i could light it on fire and watch it burn. i like to watch things burn when im high :P