Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.


Wed, 11/11/2009 - 5:55pm
DCol24 Says:

Lol. That was great. I won't lie, I'm a sucker for Twilight and shit...but sometimes the spoofs are funnier. =P

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:25pm

Haha glad u guys liked it! Lovin the comments.

Wed, 01/18/2012 - 6:40pm

nobody has made a good spoof yet but this was really funny

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 12:07am
Wartortle Says:
Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:00pm
EchoNova Says:
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:54am
DCol24 Says:

My friend and i call that loi (laugh on the inside)...we used to text that to each other in the middle of class while the professor was lecturing.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 1:19pm

i lol'd on the outside...the class looked at me like wtf???? and i told them then the class beside us got it spread around the school in less than 2 hours xD

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 8:12pm

i read this 5 minutes ago.
that's how long it took me to regain enough composure to type.
xD fucking amazing.

Sun, 06/27/2010 - 1:57am
squee Says:

it took me 10.. i read the post.. then read your comment.. epic.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 5:17am
JayyConn Says:

DUde holy shit It took me forever to then i read this comment, glorious

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:51am

I've been here for a half an hour...
I can't read.. *Sobs uncontrollably*

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 9:43pm
froop (not verified) Says:

You just made me laugh my stupid laugh, ya know the one that makes others laugh at you. The movie sucked. Pun intended. So will the new one.

Wed, 04/06/2011 - 11:09am
usc1392 Says:

i instantly laughed that stupid laugh too. just couldn't help it.

Wed, 11/11/2009 - 10:43pm
hamanator Says:
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:18pm
Fri, 11/13/2009 - 3:36pm

I rofled, exploded, imploded, and became a magnetar :D

Mon, 10/25/2010 - 4:08pm
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Wed, 11/11/2009 - 11:23pm
Hilltop Says:
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 12:56am
Jakabok Says:
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:07am
isit420yet Says:

ha! i love twilight but that shit made me literally laugh out loud! that was great.

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 9:11am

see ohhushjackiee's comment?
yeah. i was with her last night.
you see, we're best friends.
and we read this last night sitting in her room
not even high.
and we geeked for a straight ten minutes about it.
and then sent it to 6 of our friends.
one out of six did not lol at it.
so win.
thank you.


Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:38pm
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:41am
kikillerrr Says:
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:16pm
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 2:59pm
DeanDome Says:
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 3:27pm
Dakota420 Says:

i hate twilight lol
shits retarded
anything thats THAT mainstream
i cant go for

Sat, 11/27/2010 - 2:26am
Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:17am
svdvraegeg Says:

I just foud out about this website, and im fuckin in love and juts laughed my high ass off. But to you dakota...who gives a shit if stuff is mainstream. Doesn't mean its not good..

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 3:39pm
Thu, 11/12/2009 - 4:32pm
FenderHead Says:

Hellz yeah Fuck Twilight!!!!!!!!!

Then all the vamps get blazed and go on a murderous feeding frenzy!!!!!!!!

Thu, 11/12/2009 - 11:51pm
Super_J Says:

dude... i would totally read twilight if it ended that way... but it just sucks too much right now

"Say goodbye to a tangerine sky, say hello, say hello to tomorrow"

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:07am
LegitShit Says:

What if Bella gets the munchies first?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 3:11am
mrsindo Says:

nothing cause bella is too uptight to smoke weed!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:10am

edward has downs syndrome. im sure of it.
jacob was wayyyyy hotter. all tall dark and handsome and what not.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 4:30am

No! Jacob is on the side jerking his little pink wolf dick watching them toke LMAO!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:36am

i hate twilight. with a passion. i went to hot topic a while back, they had fucking twilight packing tape. like....what the fuck? omg i sooo want to pack my shit up with twilight tape!! blah blah blah. they've gone way to far with this fucking movie. [i so almost spelled movie, "movy" duuurr]

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 2:24am

yeah fuck twilight haha
you just made my head explode.
too many bong rips will do that

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 3:10am
mrsindo Says:

OMG that was sooo fuckin funny! i love twilight too and i am rolling! good one!

Sat, 11/14/2009 - 6:14am
papasmurf Says:
Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:16pm
nicktheman Says:

To be fair, twilight is so fucking hilarious to watch when you`re high haha

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 1:23pm
JennRulez Says:

so fucking good...I know some twighlight freaks so this was fucking great

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 1:38pm
stoneybaby Says:

they started presale for twilight's new moon saga bullshit over a month before it even hit theaters. shit's so gay. to quote southpark: all those kids are going VAMP.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 7:59pm
lauren Says:

hahahaha! i actually like twilight... but this beats anything that has happened in twilight so far.

Sat, 11/14/2009 - 12:49am
Highfro Says:

i just want to put it out there for all general people who like twilight if you smoke all of your crappy twilght books you will feel way better than reading them

Sat, 11/14/2009 - 3:37am
ShannonMOC Says:

NO SHIT! I am so sick of seeing thier fucking faces everywhere I turn, Hot Topic is full of this shit!

Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:37pm
Sat, 11/14/2009 - 3:12pm
taygriff Says:

hot topic is getting full of shit... i would by a twilight shirt so i could light it on fire and watch it burn. i like to watch things burn when im high :P

Sat, 11/14/2009 - 3:38pm
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 5:37pm
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