dad: "are you fuckin high?!"
me: "no"
dad: "is mickey mouse a cat or a dog?"
me: "uh...hmm..."
dad: "ur fuckin high"
ahh shit.

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Fri, 08/27/2010 - 8:20pm


Fri, 08/27/2010 - 6:49pm

hahahahahaha. i needed to upvote this for the fact that this has happened to me.

Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:28pm
Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:28pm

oh. haha wow. i knew there was a reason that popped in my head x.x forget that im just rele high.

Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:33pm
tokiloki Says:
Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:38pm
iSkyrocket Says:
Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:47pm

I actually thought about it for a minute haha & I'm sober!

Las Vegas,Nevada

Sat, 08/28/2010 - 2:01pm
jwolfe1194 Says:

ha ha ha....same here. then i realized Mickey "MOUSE"

Fri, 08/27/2010 - 7:49pm
Topgun2013 Says:


Fri, 08/27/2010 - 8:00pm

fuck this got me and im completely sober

Sat, 08/28/2010 - 3:04am
Sat, 08/28/2010 - 12:37pm
ob_scrapes Says:
Sun, 08/29/2010 - 6:48pm
Baked_Lays Says:
Fri, 08/27/2010 - 8:21pm
McSumthin Says:
Sat, 11/13/2010 - 2:08am
Fri, 08/27/2010 - 9:07pm

i couldnt figure out what mickey mouse was while reading or dog? damn...took me a little, but i got it

Fri, 08/27/2010 - 10:07pm
retrosisko Says:

Holy shit..
This would've totally got me if I was in your position..

Fri, 08/27/2010 - 10:23pm
jim-stick Says:
Fri, 08/27/2010 - 11:49pm

whoa. got me too for a second. but i'm definitely not sober hahaa.

Sat, 08/28/2010 - 12:30am
ohnoslomo Says:
Sat, 08/28/2010 - 12:50am

damn you got me while I was sober! I forgot the mouse part and was dog?

Sat, 08/28/2010 - 12:38pm
ob_scrapes Says:

Lol, I thought to myself, "dude common don't get caught, hurry up and say cat" and then I thought about it a little more.

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 5:14pm
cara127x Says:
Sat, 11/13/2010 - 2:09am
Sat, 08/28/2010 - 5:36pm

omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is totally something i would do! Im glad it happened to you b4 it did me.

Sat, 08/28/2010 - 9:11pm
Sun, 08/29/2010 - 12:53am
highonMike Says:

i hate that question because when they say it i think to myself, wow that sounds so stupid then i look at them and they think i'm puzzled at an answer, but i'm really puzzled as to why they would ask such a stupid ass question in the first place.

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 8:53am
high_lites Says:

I read every comment before I realized what that question was!

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 9:50am

Do you happen to live in the south? I totally pictured your dad with a suuper southern accent. :)

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 12:39pm
Sun, 08/29/2010 - 1:16pm
Hazey Says:

Chicago-area ftw

You've read it, you can't unread it!

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:41pm

what if you could un-read stuff.
far out man

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:21pm
Dancer Says:
Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:20am
cmmain34 Says:
Sun, 08/29/2010 - 12:43pm
pen_island Says:

You should've yelled "FLYING FUCKING SQUIRREL!"
That would've thrown him off his game.

Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:10am
bmarieg Says:
Sun, 08/29/2010 - 1:04pm
Sage Says:

i actually had to think about it for a sec

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 2:17pm
bennyblaze Says:

they ask that shit on license tests or cops ask people that when they get pulled over there tryn to see if im high!

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 5:18pm

LMAO. It took me about 5 minutes to figure why that would tell someone that you're high. Guess you know where my mind's at.

Sun, 08/29/2010 - 5:20pm

haha.. i had to start reading comments before i understood what he was talking about. I was like "well.. whats the answer?" haha. im so high

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 2:33pm
mrbuddz724 Says:
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:28am
NanaBby420 Says:

Ha people always love to try and confuse me to when I'm ripped.

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:13pm
mooskabud Says:

i burst out laughing , fucking hilarious dude

Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:09am
bmarieg Says:

reading this i was like "WHY DIDNT HE SAY CAT ITS NOT THAT HARD!"
then i was like..shit..wait.

Sat, 10/23/2010 - 3:46pm
eman4226 Says:
Wed, 01/05/2011 - 2:33pm

HAHAHAH i just laughed for about 2 minutes..

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:45pm
thatone Says:

I was thinking about it for 5 minutes.. then i realized hes called "Mickey MOUSE.

Sat, 02/05/2011 - 7:51pm
stoneduck Says:

i laughed like 15 mins about this man


Thu, 02/10/2011 - 3:03am
Bud-McKief Says:

yeah i had to think about that one too..haha damn

Thu, 03/03/2011 - 12:55am
ilikechips Says:

his dad cheated. you cant ask shit like that

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 2:21am

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!