I just got done smoking this ridiculous big blunt and I’m walking on this street with lots of people. I was so baked.
And all of a sudden I see five cops with one of those drug sniffing dogs, and its too late for me to turn around without looking suspicious. So I keep walking and this dog is walking towards me and starts licking my hands.
At this point I’m freaking out. And I look up to face the cops. The lady cop with the dog apologizes and tells the dog to sit.
After that all I could think about was pizza.
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