Dear right foot,

can you please wake up? the chemistry teacher already smells this dank bud in my purse, and now you’re gonna make me walk like a pirate to go get my quiz? fuck. alright dude lets go, try to wake up though. 5 more minutes. ok, pull it together. *whisper* ready lefty?

..i was that high.

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