Dear microwave food companies..

Please make your directions for cooking food a bit more proportional. When I’m high or even sober I don’t want 6 chicken wings, I want something in the range of 15-25, if you could change this it would be cool.

Sincerely with my highest regards,

A random guy

P.S. on a side note, what the fuck is up with owen wilsons nose?

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