so last night me and a couple friends were smoking and driving and i made 3 lane changes to quickly so they pulled me over for road rage. I have it all over my record. So when she walks up to my car the first thing she says is wow it smells of pot strong in here” and my friend in the passenger seat looks over and was like “oh excuse me I actually just farted”. the cop then apologized for accusing me and let me go. it was great!”
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