Dear guy at the gas station,
I know... I know... If only you would remember later on, you drove up next to me and parked, dragging on a big fat blunt, got out, walked in the gas station, came back out with a mountain dew and a bag of chips, got in your car then pulled forward by accident and hit the sidewalk, realizing your mistake, put the car in reverse then looked over at me with a huge grin on your face.
Have a good night, my friend.