Carnival games in Urinals
THIS IS IT! Pissing in urinals is boring, awkward, and can often be messy...no? Solution: install those carnival games where you shoot water at a target to make a stuffed animal or something rise up a track! No more staring self-consciously at the wall while you piss. Every piss would be an exciting and entertaining experience! You could race your friends, set your own records. Also, with something to aim at, I bet bathroom floors would stay cleaner. Its a win win! Frontier of toilet technology right here, no looking back!
Natural Face Lifts
Ever been so high that when you smile really big your face gets stuck like that. Give weed to old people, fuck botox.
Doritos laced with weed
If they baked hash into doritos, it would start a never ending cycle of getting high, eating doritos, then getting high again, and so on. would that be awesome or scary?