If I could fly
Pickin up chicks would be so easy.
In 40-50 years
I'm gunna be the cool old grandpa that says really crazy and vulgar shit all the time.
Pee capturing toilet?
So I'm watching modern marvels and apparently they have made toilets that collect a sample of your pee and send an analysis to your doctors (via computer in the toilet) so you don't have to go in for routine check ups. I'm kinda scared cause if weed stays illegal this could probably be used as a trap for stoners. I'm onto you toilet makers.