At Peace With The World
Whenever im drunk im always like 'dam i really wanna smoke a bowl right now,' but when im high i never feel like drinking,
just feel at peace with the world.
Girls Gone Mild
A DVD showing hot chicks in bikini's just chillin on the beach.
Dont Get Caught!
Buy a bag of dogfood and put it in ur car.
Put all ur bud and smoking accesories in the d-food bag when u have to drive somewhere.
If u get pulled over,
the cops will just think their dog smells yo dogfood!
I feel bad for…
Those poor little sperms that had to race against
Michael Phelps to get to the egg.
I thought to myself..
wow this new Austin Powers movie sucks ass...then after about 20 minutes i realized i was watching The Cat in the Hat.