Author: unclebilly

me and this girl started to sit together in Home Ec. class and after a little while we started hooking up together(basically a Booty Call). when we chilled together at her house for the first time, we were making out in her room because her mom had just left. but then she stops me and walks over too her drawer and starts looking for something. then she turns around with a blunt and some weed and asks me if can roll, so i asked her to be my girlfriend on the spot.. MY FIRST STONER GIRLFRIEND BITCHES

and i always give free food to people that i can tell are high

America is the fattest nation on earth but it seems to me like 90% of stoners in America aren't fat.. has anyone else realized this?

about two months ago i started hanging out with this guy that ive known for a while but we never chilled before then anyway the night he started hanging out with me and my group of pothead friends i smoked him up for his first time smoking and he's become part of our circle since and today he told me about how depressed he had been before because he didnt really have friends and he said that weed saved his life because it made him so much happier and he had plans to kill himself with a syringe and some pipe cleaning fluid.. so not only has weed never killed anyone it can also save lives

at the risk of sounding like a nerd but could you imagine how sick it would be smoking in hogwarts

because it's hard to feel blue when you have some green