Author: unabomber28

Been walking in public and see someone up ahead who looks filthy as fuck and hold your breath as you walk past them cause you know they probably smell like shit?

Or as i like to call them, Performance Awards" ."

1) Go to Google Translate 2) Set the translator to translate German to German 3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch 4) Click “listen” 5) Be amazed :) zk = suspended cymbal bschk = snare pv = brush bk = bass tk = flam1 vk = roll tap kt = flam2 kttp = flam tap krp = hi hat tap pv = short roll th = better hi hat thp, ds = instant rimshot. make your own. thank you stumbleupon.

̿ ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з==(•̪●)==ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿ ̿ Bring it on.

Me: Can i have a hug? Stranger: No. Me: Did you even hear what i said? Stranger: Yes! Me: What did i say? Stranger: Can i have a hug? Me: Yes you may. :D

Went to take a shower this evening and didn't even turn on the shower part, only the faucet, just cupped my hands and began to bathe like a cave man. Didn't realize what i had done until i turned it off and grabbed the towel. How the hell did i space this hard?!

If a colony of say 50 people we born on Jupiter. Stayed there until they were all 25 y/o and then came back to earth, would they have super human strength compared us?

Bringing Stoners together since June 23, 1996. Thank you !

...but seriously

Change California's state Flag to a pot leaf !!!

Highdeas needs to put it in the topic section .

Your idea of having braille on your drive through ATM's is a pretty sick joke.