Author: Typ926

Moocher Cats

My cat doesn't understand the concept of 'I'm out of weed'. She won't stop meowing at my bowl.

Two Crows Pecking At A Dead Squirrel

Thats kinda like if you and me were walking down the street, saw a dead dog, looked at each other and thought, hey this would be pretty rad to take turns slamming our faces on this corpse.

Trees VS Bottle

Two nights ago I drank liquor with many attractive females. The night ended with me alone on my knees vomiting profusely. I smoked a two blunts with 3 girls last night. The night ended with me losing my virginity, and getting plenty of practice. Thank you, marijuana, and fuck you, liquor.