Author: Torched

Please make your directions for cooking food a bit more proportional. When I'm high or even sober I don't want 6 chicken wings, I want something in the range of 15-25, if you could change this it would be cool. Sincerely with my highest regards, A random guy P.S. on a side note, what the fuck is up with owen wilsons nose?

Seriously half of the things I see in upcoming is OMG! The DEA in highdea is freaking me out! WERE BEING WATCHED!!! Or some shit like yeahhhh man just chillin with my friends smoking a few blunts. Upvote if you're high! Its getting pretty old seeing these retarded posts. Post something funny and original or don't post at all. P.S. bet a dub this gets lost to the highdeas abyss

Hey anti-drug corps, if were not supposed to smoke weed then why do our brains have receptors for the THC?

And not a single girl came crashing through my window to smell me hmmm I must be doing this wrong

I read somewhere that more more cops are starting to use undercover cars... and it said that the number 1 undercover car is a Dodge Charger, so if your smoking outside and see a shady looking charger... get the fuck out of there! Tell your friends this and upvote so people can get the message And fyi, I don't care if my highdeas get published, I just want others to know about this subject... so don't be a assfuck and bitch about this

I was walking downtown and I see this shady looking jamician smoking out of a pipe and I walk up and say in a jamician accent 'ay mon you smokin the hash?' And he laughs and says 'ya best believe it' I talked to him for a few minutes then he pulls out a little jar of liquid and say 'ya put dis in da bong and ya zoom' so I go home and normally I wouldn't trust this guy but I put in my bong and now I'm FUCKING ZOOOOOOOMING THANK YOU MYSTERY LIQUID

They give a ticket for not having your seatbelt on, but when they arrest you they just throw you in the back of the car with no seatbelt or regards to your safety, if you get in a crash your ass would die from hitting the big ass cage they have