Oh Gary from Spongebob..
I feel like I understand you perfectly right now.
Dear right foot,
can you please wake up? the chemistry teacher already smells this dank bud in my purse, and now you're gonna make me walk like a pirate to go get my quiz? fuck. alright dude lets go, try to wake up though. 5 more minutes. ok, pull it together. *whisper* ready lefty?
..i was that high.
Normal things in a stoner girls purse.
-cellphone
-lighter
-wallet
-Visine
-chap stick
-sunglasses
-perfume (a lot)
-secret weed compartment [i swear, we all have one. mine is a camera bag]
-gum/mints/mouthwash
-a piece of paper to remind us wtf we need to remember but can't because we're stoned. as. fuck.
& a bobby-pin because you might need to fix your hair when you look stoned or you might need to pack some weed.