Warning!
If you have pooped 3+ times today....do not fart...
It's a trap.
Lightning Piece
I just read that when lightning strikes sand it makes long, hollow glass tubes called fulgurites.
That would be dope to have a glass piece made from lightning.
Seems logical…
While most of you guys out there will be playing COD Black Ops for the next few weeks or months, I'll be out...getting all the chicks. And smoking them up.
Get high hotline
There should be a hotline tor people who don't have bud.
People that you talk to would help you by giving you a dealers' number that's in your area.
That would be dope.
So I’m sitting in an airport..
Only to find a piece of popcorn slowly moving across the floor. Lol, it was an ant. He's moved about 2 inches in the past 10 minutes, but that little fucker is determined.
Life would be pretty shitty…
If Ben Franklin sucked at life.
But he didn't suck, he was actually pretty awesome at it.