Author: The_badfish

Tao bell please.

So last night I texted almost everybody I know asking them nicely if somebody would take me to taco bell. I was too fucking ripped to drive. Nobody texts me back but then like an hour later my brother walks in the door and asks if I want taco bell. It nearly made me cry, that's how happy I was. And those were the best fucking chalupas ever made.

Call of duty

I wish there was some way to inform all my opponents that the kid that just went 30 and 2 is stoned off his ass.