Author: TedPwnzor

Food…

We put random stuff in our mouths, bite down on it multiple times, and then swallow it to get energy for our bodies. It might just be me, but that just sounds weird as shit. Like, imagine trying to explain to an alien the concept of eating. Anyone else on my level, or am I just really stoned?

Don’t you hate it…

I literally opened a new pack of two lighters within the last minute and I seem to have lost both of them. I fucking hate losing lighters.