porn>dog
so my dog was sittin on my floor lickin her... privates. i almost made her stop, because it was gross. then i realized that i got high last night and lookedup hella lesbian porn. who am i to judge?
wanna hear a joke about my pizza?
nevermind, it's too cheesy..
wanna hear a joke about my bird?
oh shoot i forget how it goes...
....hawkward
rrriiggghttt
i am prettty damn sure that weed is less addicting than orange tic tacs.
honestly, have you ever had just one? bullshit.