Rihanna
Maybe Rihanna should date The Cleveland Cavaliers, they don't beat anybody
Glow-in-the-dark-condoms:
now you see it, now you don't...
life!
People bitch about life being too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved!
Dudesss,
before you make her too angry, remember, females have more experience cleaning up blood stains
Cops are fags
I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun.