Author: TankFulluhDank

its pretty conveniant being an asian stoner. because i dont have to worry about my eyes gettin chinky when im baked, cause their already chinky ya dig? & if someone asks why their so chinky i can use the race card & get offended at his comment, taking the focus off my stonedness & focus on his racistness.

original poetry by ME. didnt copy this shit from anywhere, i straight up wrote this when i was super baked. enjoy :) hello friend, would you like a toke? oh no thanks, i do not smoke. you do not smoke? what do you mean? you have never tried the sticky green? i can say that i have not, for i have fear of getting caught. its no big deal. its only pot, & by whom do you fear of getting caught? by grandma, grandpa, moms, & pops.. teachers, coaches, & the cops! the cops dont care, its not like murder, & wat mom doesnt know wont hurt her. lets toke up now, we dont have long to live. but isnt it bad for you? yes, but a shit, i do not give. well yeah, okay, i guess your right. so.. lets get really high tonight! really high? yes my friend, high like a kite, but dont be afraid, the clouds dont bite. okay im down, but just this once. but once never really means just once, smoked one, than two, than three whole blunts! i dont think ive ever felt this way, all my problems just flew away. my bodys relaxed, my mind has been cleared, & all the pain has disappeared. i cant think straight, but im feeling fine. dude, where am i? your on cloud 9.

everyone loves a good personal sesh. but wat makes it even better is when ur toking a bowl by urself butt ass naked. i feel like im in my natural state. try it.

it would be funny as hell if everyone was born with a unique stoner accent, which is an accent that u cant help but talk with when ur really baked. everyone gets a random one that they cannot choose or control. this would make getting high even better than it already is... comment which stoner accent u think would be funny to hear or have!

it would be awesome if we all started smoking weed in kindergarten. think about it, you get to sing songs & listen to stories, snack time, & nap time. wake up & smoke another couple blunts, then get back to the coloring books. thats the life i wish to one day lead... vote up if ur wit me.