Author: StoopidHead420

Is like lighting a joint at a party

Last time something dropped that hard Japan got pissed

So I used to have live mice in my old car because it sat in my garage for a year so we set mouse traps inside it and I decided I should hotbox the fuck outta my car first THEN put in the mouse traps so the mice will have the munchies =) cruel but I gotta get em outta there

Notice how we all use they" to describe when someone should invent or make something. Such as "they" should make a reverse microwave and no one really knows who "they" is "

They should make a guitar hero: jam bands or a reggae one. The jam band one would have bands like moe. umphreys McGee, phish, Keller Williams, and of course the grateful dead. The reggae one would have bob marley, rebelution, sublime, slightly stoopid and 10 ft ganja plant

It makes me slightly angry when people who smoke weed wear bob marley and grateful dead shirts when they don't even actually listen to them. They probly couldnt even name 2 of their songs

so I was really stoned and I was thinking why do you people pet animals? what possessed a human to go up to a living creature and rub it's head? The animals probably think were really weird

everyone knows at least one person thats super dramatic and makes a big deal of everything and you always think that person NEEDS to start smokin some weed so theyll chill out a little and people wont think they are so annoying

I feel like every stoner's mind works pretty much the same because i agree with 90% of these posts whether it has to do with weed or not