Author: stonergirl005

cops can be kinda stupid…

so last night me and a couple friends were smoking and driving and i made 3 lane changes to quickly so they pulled me over for road rage. I have it all over my record. So when she walks up to my car the first thing she says is wow it smells of pot strong in here" and my friend in the passenger seat looks over and was like "oh excuse me I actually just farted". the cop then apologized for accusing me and let me go. it was great!"

stoners in the woods

so out behind my house there is this tiny section of woods...and from my back deck you can clearly see in there. i keep getting this group of 14 year olds going back there to smoke pot. so i will sit up on my deck...roll a joint...spark it...then take a flashlight and flash it on them to scare the shit out of them and watch as they all try to run away and fall and run into trees and such. seriously some of the best entertainment i've seen in a long ass fucking time.