Stingy Smokers
You know that one guy that NEVER smokes out any of his friends, but he expects to get smoked out by others... it's like no you bastard. You're a tool.
Have you ever…
Pooped and NOT peed. Cmon, it's impossible
Fun fact
My parents anniversary is 4/20 :)
Sneaky Smokers
I hate always having to try and hide my extremely fun lifestyle of smoking. Every night I have the same routine, Go to my drawer and grab my weed, grab my lighter under my bed, go to my closet grab my bowl, pop in some dvd and turn it on loud enough so my sister in the next room can't hear me sparking my lighter and opening my window. Smoke like 2 or 3 bowls, spray axe, hide everything, put in visine, tip-toe down my stairs that always sound like an earthquake when I walk down them, make some cheesy salsa and chips, tip-toe back up the stairs, and watch pineapple express :)