Author: stevieg14

to wake me up in the morning like 'LET'S GO SMOKE SOME REEFA! YA DIGGIN SOME HEEEEERRRB MON??! He would totally be my best smoking friend ever. I'd name him 'Josh' or something really non-Jamaican sounding for subtlety but teach him how to roll ridiculous joints."

had to have been like, Why the fuck is that line moving?""

than proactive. Giggity!

after your easy mac is done you hear a beep and open the fridge.

I just wanted to tell you that I'm allergic to dogs. That is all.

Because someone smoked weed in here, dumbass.

-Are you kidding me? You do have the easiest job on earth! You're a pot dealer, you do smoke all day! -Oh yeah, thanks man! Fuckin' love Pineapple Express.

and smoke the shit out of some blunts. Legally.

is like 68. It's just not the same without that one missing number. I feel like a boss when I vote it to 420.

my street name. I said I didn't have one, people just call me Kyle. (facebook status of a friend)

Me: Hey man! Wanna smoke? Friend: Yeah! I'm down like the world trade towers... wait a minute... Afghani-Kush wasn't the best weed for the occasion.